Once there was this kid who
Was a big "Weird Al" fan, everyone laughed at him
They said "Why do you like him?
He's not that much funny anyway"
And so he sang his favorite song
At the talent show

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Once there was this girl who
Was very popular, she dated all of the jocks
And when the boy asked her
She said "Oh man, you've gotta be joking"
He couldn't quite explain it
He still really liked her

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But the boy didn't feel too bad
He could still make everyone laugh

And then at the talent show
The boy still felt nervous and he knew he was going
To lose, everyone liked it
In fact, everyone liked a whole lot
He even got a standing ovation
From everyone

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