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Song Parodies -> "Have You Got A Light?"
Original Song Title:
"Little Bit Of Life"
Original Performer:
Craig Morgan
Parody Song Title:
"Have You Got A Light?"
Parody Written by:
Syncronos
The Lyrics
This is dedicated to a friend of mine. She has lung cancer extreme, has had to have part of her lung REMOVED, has had heart attacks and chemo...yet she still lights up. Go figure...
A little bit of matchbook
A little bit of fire
A little bit of menthol
If that’s your desire
A little bit different
A little bit the same
A little bit of matchstick
A little bit of flame
But your matchsticks have run out
“Have you got a light?”
A little bit of Malboro
A little bit of lights
A little bit of brown teeth
Used to be white
A little bit of burnin’
A little bit of smoke
A little bit of coughin’, A little bit of choke
A little bitty lighter’s fine with me
“Have you got a light?”
Chorus:
You breath in
You breath out
Yes smokin’ all day with the windows down
Up in the mornin’ fumin’ around
Grab a pack of Lucky’s and you head off to town
Smoke Smoke Smoke
All day long, light it up, smoke it up, blow it out long
Workin’ at the office just as long as you can take,
Then we’re smokin’ in the lounge on your cigarette break
And you’ll be smokin’ all day, smokin’ all night
“Have you got a light?”
A little bit Virginia
A little bit of slim
A little bit of Pall Mall
You’re lightin’ up again!?
A little bit of wheezin’
A little bit of hack
You buy ‘em by the carton or the pack
Still, you’ve got your one reply:
“Have you got a light?”
*Chorus
You breath in
You breath out
Yes smokin’ all day with the windows down
Up in the mornin’ fumin’ around
Grab a pack of Camel’s and you head off to town
Smoke Smoke Smoke
All day long, light it up, smoke it up, blow it out long
Workin’ at the office just as long as you can take,
Then we’re smokin’ in the lounge on your cigarette break
And you’ll be smokin’ all day, smokin’ all night
“Have you got a light?”
A little bit of cancer
A little bit of lungs
A little bit of bad breath smellin’ just like dung
A little bit of tumor
A little bit of ouch
But you’re still smellin’ up the house
Even though the doctor said that you might die…
“Have you got a light?”
*Chorus
You wheeze in
You wheeze out
Yes smokin’ all day with the windows down
Up in the mornin’ fumin’ around
Grab a pack of Kool’s and you head off to town
Smoke Smoke Smoke
All day long, light it up, smoke it up, blow it out long
Workin’ at the office just as long as you can take,
Then we’re smokin’ in the lounge on your cigarette break
And you’ll be smokin’ all day, smokin’ all night
“Have you got a light?”
And even though you can’t breathe, all blackened inside…
“Have you got a light?”
“Have you got a light?”
A little bit of Malboro
A little bit of Man
A little bit of stains all on your hands
A little bit of inhale
A little bit of puff
A little bit of coughing up gross brown stuff
A little bit of exhale
A little bit of wheeze
A little bit of you blowing smoke on me
A little bit of “Come on!”
A little bit of “HEY!”
A little bit of “take that smoke away!”
A little bit of fire
A little bit of menthol
If that’s your desire
A little bit different
A little bit the same
A little bit of matchstick
A little bit of flame
But your matchsticks have run out
“Have you got a light?”
A little bit of Malboro
A little bit of lights
A little bit of brown teeth
Used to be white
A little bit of burnin’
A little bit of smoke
A little bit of coughin’, A little bit of choke
A little bitty lighter’s fine with me
“Have you got a light?”
Chorus:
You breath in
You breath out
Yes smokin’ all day with the windows down
Up in the mornin’ fumin’ around
Grab a pack of Lucky’s and you head off to town
Smoke Smoke Smoke
All day long, light it up, smoke it up, blow it out long
Workin’ at the office just as long as you can take,
Then we’re smokin’ in the lounge on your cigarette break
And you’ll be smokin’ all day, smokin’ all night
“Have you got a light?”
A little bit Virginia
A little bit of slim
A little bit of Pall Mall
You’re lightin’ up again!?
A little bit of wheezin’
A little bit of hack
You buy ‘em by the carton or the pack
Still, you’ve got your one reply:
“Have you got a light?”
*Chorus
You breath in
You breath out
Yes smokin’ all day with the windows down
Up in the mornin’ fumin’ around
Grab a pack of Camel’s and you head off to town
Smoke Smoke Smoke
All day long, light it up, smoke it up, blow it out long
Workin’ at the office just as long as you can take,
Then we’re smokin’ in the lounge on your cigarette break
And you’ll be smokin’ all day, smokin’ all night
“Have you got a light?”
A little bit of cancer
A little bit of lungs
A little bit of bad breath smellin’ just like dung
A little bit of tumor
A little bit of ouch
But you’re still smellin’ up the house
Even though the doctor said that you might die…
“Have you got a light?”
*Chorus
You wheeze in
You wheeze out
Yes smokin’ all day with the windows down
Up in the mornin’ fumin’ around
Grab a pack of Kool’s and you head off to town
Smoke Smoke Smoke
All day long, light it up, smoke it up, blow it out long
Workin’ at the office just as long as you can take,
Then we’re smokin’ in the lounge on your cigarette break
And you’ll be smokin’ all day, smokin’ all night
“Have you got a light?”
And even though you can’t breathe, all blackened inside…
“Have you got a light?”
“Have you got a light?”
A little bit of Malboro
A little bit of Man
A little bit of stains all on your hands
A little bit of inhale
A little bit of puff
A little bit of coughing up gross brown stuff
A little bit of exhale
A little bit of wheeze
A little bit of you blowing smoke on me
A little bit of “Come on!”
A little bit of “HEY!”
A little bit of “take that smoke away!”
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Emotionally charged blend of sad sarcasm, poignancy, and tough love depicting today's "Never Quit" tobacco gamblers...forgiving a few pacing problems, it transmits a powerful and excellent message..Overall, a great job..
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