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Song Parodies -> "Nymph Ate A Bean"

Original Song Title:

"Nymphetamine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cradle of Filth

Parody Song Title:

"Nymph Ate A Bean"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

Uh oh - he's gone off her cooking since they got married.....
(Her)
Lend me a fiver
"It's a bummer" I rave
A can of black beans
I must have I so crave
I'll cook them on embers
With fire I have made
I beg you my dear
For a fiver for the shopping run

(Him)
Cold casserole
Behold it's forgot
A waste when you left it
Alone in the pot
Now you ask for a favour
Thats never repayed
For your dark beans of food
that'll probably not be eaten again

(Her)
Listen quite soon
I'll prepare with a new finesse
And you'll never spoon
Another bad recipe
For once upon a time
From the binds of your big distress
I used to cook the right pot to make you happy

(Him)
6cans total is the decision
Tho' my heart cant bar derision
You'll eat some first within my vision
That's better
Nymph ate a bean

Sick and weak from my condition
These hunger cramps are not a fiction
Her food alone is nuclear fission
Get better
Nymph ate a bean

Nymph ate a bean - Nymph ate a bean
Nymph eat a bean Girl

Nymph ate a bean - Nymph ate a bean
My nymph eat a bean girl

(Spoken rasping whispers)
Pickled on your arm
I can never get away
Back to the forest
Where free food is made
Supermarket trails
Where we have to pay
with more than salt....

(Her)
Hold to my charms
Mouldy foods gone away
You'll dance with your spoon
As you did in the golden days

(Him)
Glistening beans
I remember the way
We were feeding on food
Not made in your burning way

(Her)
Listen quite soon
I'll prepare with a new finesse
And you'll never spoon
Another bad recipe
For once upon a time
From the bind of your big distress
I used to cook the right pot to make you happy

(Him)
6cans total is the decision
Tho' my heart cant bar derision
You'll eat some first within my vision
That's better
Nymph ate a bean

Sick and weak from my condition
These hunger cramps are not a fiction
Her food alone is nuclear fission
Get better
Nymph eat a arrrggghhh!

Nymph ate a - Nymph ate a bean

Nymph eat a bean Girl
Nymph ate a bean

Nymph ate a bean - Nymph ate a bean
My nymph eat a bean girl!
© lucidlupin leebee

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 42

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Airfarcewon - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
This is like an operetta...or ballet....very good story telling...fine job..
John Barry - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but there's fine rhyming as well as storytelling.
Stuart McArthur - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but I wish I did - sounds romantic
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Romantic!? - hear the original! - more like Adams family's grandparents having a row in the depths of the earth (well to me anyway) ;-)
Mags - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Bean eats a Berry! ;-) Mxx
Dave - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
wow good pacing the original is great and i thought yours was really funny that was good. 555s to ya
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Dave! ;-)
BleedingRose... - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
AWESOME! really good..keep it up! ;)
BleedingRose... - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
AWESOME! really good..keep it up! ;)
becky - December 28, 2007 - Report this comment
that was funny i can;t stop laughing

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