You and me..we need to have a talk right now.

Because you seem to act like I have a grudge.


But you look like you could use professional help yourself.

Because if I was you i'd check myself in to a mental ward.

You act like you think you're smart but you're wrong.

Well I think you are a moron.

Don't try to take Dan from me.


Or i'll make you sorry you crossed my path.

You don't know me and you never will.

Don't you know that I am in control.


Don't call me crazy.

You got to know that word is one that suits you.

You know Dan Aykroyd does not belong to you.

Its time you knew i'm not that crazy.


Dan is his own man.

So don't you think i'm crazy.


Besides, Dan knows that it's true.

Because I don't think Dan would like a freak like you.

Dan would hate you because you're not nice.

Didn't mama ever tell you to wash your mouth with soap.


You act like you think you're smart but you're wrong.

Well I think you are a moron.

Don't try to take Dan from me.


Or i'll make you sorry you crossed my path.

You don't know me and you never will.

Don't you know that I am in control.

You are such a tool.

Don't steal Dan from me.


You got to know Dan doesn't love you.

You know that Dan doesn't belong to you.

It's time you knew that you must be crazy.


Dan belongs to me.

So don't steal Dan from me.


You and me..we need to have a talk right now.

Don't you blow it and act like a fool.

It's cute you think Dan belongs to you.

And that you think you know what he'd think.

But he is own man.

You think you are sane.

But it's you who is insane.


Don't call me crazy.

You got to know that word is one that suits you.

You know Dan Aykroyd does not belong to you.

Its time you knew i'm not that crazy.