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Song Parodies -> "No One Ever Dies In Nintendo"

Original Song Title:

"You Don't Always Die From Tobacco"

Original Performer:

Commercial Jingles

Parody Song Title:

"No One Ever Dies In Nintendo"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Since I'd heard this song from the commercial, I'd been trying to think of what I could parody this song as. Later on, I happened to be watching a video of The Angry Nintendo Nerd, & this one thing he said about people not dying in Nintendo games inspired me to do this parody. As usual, enjoy!
No one ever dies in Nintendo,
Usually, they're just defeated.
Oh, no one ever dies in Nintendo,
Sometimes, they may be unseated.
Hey, you may not move for crap
When a laser gets you zapped,
But no one ever dies in Nintendo.
But no one ever dies in Nintendo.
For the original commercial, check out this link. Also, for the Angry Nintendo Nerd video that I got the idea for this parody from, check out this link (WARNING: Video contains strong language). And for more Angry Nintendo Nerd Videos, visit

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

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Tommy Turtle - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Dylan, I can't vote on this because the site guidelines say "No short songs. This mean TV theme shows, commercials, or any other song with less than 10 unqiue lines." (They meant "unique".) But it's a very funny idea!
Dylan Baranski - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Then why are there commercial songs & TV themes that got through?
Tommy Turtle - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I guess with all the sections this site has and all the new stuff they get every day, they don't catch everything. But there is a section for parodies of commercials here: This would be a good one for that section!
Isi - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
this one was funny...i got the commercial song stuck in my head during school one time.

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