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Original Song Title:

"Clocks"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Sick"

Parody Written by:

2:49 AM

The Lyrics

I hate being sick. You always throw up everywhere and diarrhea everywhere and feel miserable. I came up with this while listening to Clocks, one of Coldplay's best songs. This is based on a true story of January 2006, when I got horribly sick. Please comment!
Wake up one day and I'm sick
Times I'm sick are real horrors
I drop right down upon my knees
Oh I puke, I barf and faint
Sick'ning

Come out of the bathroom
Feel like I'm almost dead
And a trouble has just begun
A disease trying to kill me

Sick'ning
I'm sick
I'm sick

Confusion that fills my head
I'm seeing stains of yellow and brown
Gotta go back and barf again
I could not stop, I nearly faint
Barfing all over the toilet seat
Curse this stupid disease
I really need the cure
Because I have a bad disease

Sick'ning
I'm sick, I'm sick
I'm sick, I'm sick
I'm sick, I'm sick

And I got diarrhea
I can try taking a shower
I can try Imodium

Sick, sick, what I really do hate
Sick, sick, what I really do hate

Sick, sick, what I really do hate (I'm sick)
Sick, sick, what I really do hate (I'm sick)

Ha ha! I bet you feel sick now!
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Jason - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
You wanted a comment? You got one right here. The pacing is terrible, the rhyming is non-existent, and the subject here is just plain vile. And worst of all, you submit then when Im having lunch. 111.
2:49 AM - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
You're right! This is a vile piece of crap. Everything you said is true. I'm voting against my own song! 111! (Please note that this is not a sarcastic comment. It is completely serious.)

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