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Song Parodies -> "The Sandwich (Fast Food Woes)"
Original Song Title:
"The Scientist"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Coldplay
Parody Song Title:
"The Sandwich (Fast Food Woes)"
Parody Written by:
GRRRBOOMGrlTrees
The Lyrics
Well..here you go
Come up to eat you
Man, I'm so sorry
You don't know how yummy you are
I had to buy you
Man, I do need you
Man, I'll eat you in the car
Give me ingredients
Gimme no deceptions
Oh let's go eat in the car
Running to Arby's
Comming up Wendy's
Taco's in a foul-smelling car
Nobody said it was fat-free
Oh, it's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was fat-free
No one ever said it would be this hard
Oh take me back to the Car
I was just chomping ay chips and some fries
Pulling your centers apart
Questions of weight gain, Weight gain and progress
That speak's loud as my stomach
Oh how I love you, come back and eat you
Oh, what a rush to the car
Running to Arby's
Coming up Wendy's
Coming back to the car
Nobody said it was fat-free
Oh, it's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was fat-free
No one ever said it would be this hard
Oh take me back to the Car
Man, I'm so sorry
You don't know how yummy you are
I had to buy you
Man, I do need you
Man, I'll eat you in the car
Give me ingredients
Gimme no deceptions
Oh let's go eat in the car
Running to Arby's
Comming up Wendy's
Taco's in a foul-smelling car
Nobody said it was fat-free
Oh, it's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was fat-free
No one ever said it would be this hard
Oh take me back to the Car
I was just chomping ay chips and some fries
Pulling your centers apart
Questions of weight gain, Weight gain and progress
That speak's loud as my stomach
Oh how I love you, come back and eat you
Oh, what a rush to the car
Running to Arby's
Coming up Wendy's
Coming back to the car
Nobody said it was fat-free
Oh, it's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was fat-free
No one ever said it would be this hard
Oh take me back to the Car
Hope you liked it. I LOVE COLDPLAY!!
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This was a delicious ballad. It would also be great to see a video of this, it's hilarious to see people eat, then play it backwards. (You've probably seen the video with Chris Martin walking backwards, I still don't know how he did the lip sync)
Much more enjoyable than "The Scientist", I thought the OS was depresssing. The end of the video didn't help either.
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