How long must we be exposed
Before that damn song becomes overthrown
How much the company makes by
Ringtones alone, and now single sales
Why us, what did we do?
To deserve this frog and hit number 2
How long can it stay up top
I'll give it a week at the number one spot

God no, how can this be right?
It's right above Coldplay, don't tell me it's liked
A frog, a frog on a bike
Goes bim-bim-bim, so what's to like?
How long is this gonna run
Now it's crap, it started as fun
It starts, but it never stops
Continuous loops, it sits at the top

All this noise, what is this sound?
I stomp my phone into the ground
It makes you wonder how the Swede got found
We don't know how it all began
And the frog comes making that annoying sound
If you hear it, then you'll understand

Oh dear, do you understand?
Not even Coldplay have the upper hand
How long we've gotta put up
Before we decide enough is enough
A song I don't wanna hear
It's purpose is very unclear
I know it's hard to believe
This bad number one is gratin' on me

It's all noise, it's not a sound
Where's the humour in this now?
And I go wincing when I hear the sound
To show you I don't give a damn
This turd came flying from the underground
If you could see it, then you'd want it banned
Oh if you see it then you'll understand

All this cash the public has spent
If they could see where it's went
Swede gets paid, we all get bent
And the cash went flying to that stupid sound
To show them all we're thick as planks
The bird's and Nessie's turn will come around
If you could see it then you'd take a stand
Oh, when you see it then you'll give a damn