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Song Parodies -> "Fix her (star trek parody)"

Original Song Title:

"Fix You"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Fix her (star trek parody)"

Parody Written by:

AlexJ

The Lyrics

Rather a belated tribute to the late James Doohan
When you try you best to achieve warp speed
When she’s bypassed up like a Christmas tree
When the radiation is all spreading freely
Could it be worse?

When sweat is streaming down your face
And you’re missing parts you can’t replace
You’re just an engineer working hard in space
could it be worse?

Light-speed now or we’re dead?
She cannae take nae more I said
but it’s my job, to fix her

And up on the bridge or down below
I’m in love with this ship from head to toe
But if I give it ‘ny more she’s going to blow
It just won’t work.

Light-speed now or we’re dead?
She cannae take nae more I said
but it’s my job, to fix her

Warp speed, in three minutes?
Cap’n, I canna change the laws of physics
Warp speed, in three minutes?
Fine

Warp speed, in three minutes?
I Promise you I need about an hour and a bit
Warp speed, in three minutes?
Fine

Light-speed now or we’re dead?
She cannae take nae more I said
but I will try, to fix her

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Rob Arndt - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Warp 5s! Too bad NCC-1701 didn't have NCC-2000's Transwarp drive ;-D
Wendy Christopher - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Awww... I love the idea of Scotty going all sensitive on Captain Kirk! Nicely done indeed - 555!
Porfle Popnecker - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Great Scotty (and Doohan) tribute. I got to shake hands with Doohan at a Star Trek con once.
Mr. Scotty - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Wonderful tribute. I also got to meet Doohan at a Trekkie fest in 1995. In real life he was a Canadian like William Shatner and he took part in the D-Day invasion. A metal cigarette case in his front jacket pocket took a Nazi bullet that was aimed for his heart.

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