When your coasters crash and people leave
Though your prices are lax, they cry and they heave
When the rides are breaking, and workers sleep
You want to curse

The frustration hits, your patience fades
When your bumper cars break during rain
When lines get so long that your guests complain
You need a nurse

Forget all you know
Use a cheat for dough
in Roller Coaster Tycoon

You build in the clouds, and plow into holes
It is too extreme, that much you know
Though you open it to watch it go
Laugh 'til it hurts

Coasters fly--when broke
Through the sky--no joke
in Roller Coaster Tycoon

(Assuming this gets recorded, this will be filled with appropriate RCT sounds)

Tears stream down your face
When you laugh because crashes fill your place
Folks leave, they're disgraced
good byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hear screams, in this game
But if you get annoyed, crashes never get lame
It seems a bit tame
Won't liiiiiiiiiiiiiiie

Fill your rides with folks
Make a park you know
It's Roller Coaster Tycoon