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Song Parodies -> "Scotland The Brave"
Original Song Title:
"Scotland The Brave"
Original Performer:
Cliff Hanley/Robert Wilson/Marion Mclurg
Parody Song Title:
"Scotland The Brave"
Parody Written by:
Sarahface
The Lyrics
This was taught to me by my wee cousin at the innocent age of 8years old.
Fart Fart my bum is calling!
Must be the beans I ate this morning,
Up to the toilet, did a sh*t on the floor!
There is no toilet paper use my finger as a scraper,
That serves me right for eating Heinz baked me.
Mummy I did not mean it,
I'll get the mop and you can clean it,
That serves you right for feeding me Heinz baked beans
Must be the beans I ate this morning,
Up to the toilet, did a sh*t on the floor!
There is no toilet paper use my finger as a scraper,
That serves me right for eating Heinz baked me.
Mummy I did not mean it,
I'll get the mop and you can clean it,
That serves you right for feeding me Heinz baked beans
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Actually, how I remember the song went like this: Fart fart the peas are calling! Must be the ones I ate this morning Down to the cellar for a s*** on the floor! Can't find the toilet paper, Use my finger for a scraper, Now I don't have to crap no more!
Writing from Ireland here. I learned this song or something similar as a child in Galway. It was to the tune of the sea shanty "Drunken sailor" and went "Fart Fart me arse is callin', could have been the beans I ate this morning, Quick, Paddy, toilet paper! Too late in the mornin'"
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