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Song Parodies -> "Old (Gettin Crunk in the old folks home)"
Original Song Title:
"Oh"
Original Performer:
Ciara Ft. Ludacris
Parody Song Title:
"Old (Gettin Crunk in the old folks home)"
Parody Written by:
Tyrell
The Lyrics
This is about old folks singin their version of Oh
(Grandma Haddie)
This where we get crunk
Funk it up
stains in our sheets
Red beets
Purple prunes
I will be home soon
Grandpa George, Mary Lou, Mr. Willis, and Jerome
Wheelchairs ridin on old chrome
Relatives on the telephone
They got that liver and onions
They wont scratch our bunions
Thinkin its easy
But they see that we're so
Old they know
we are shrinkin everyday
so that means we are gettin
[Chorus] ( Mary Lou, Mr.Willis, and Jerome)
Old round here we be movin slow
I keep fallin come and pick me up
Help me young man you know i'm stuck (stuck)
Old (old) 60 to 100 are hittin the flo
come and help pick me up
Gettin crunk up in the old folks home (home)
(Grandma Haddie)
Buddy get me a new wheelchair
I don't care what it looks like
Mash potatoes, chicken
Let me in the kitchen
I'm not crazy i'm just old
This is the new Oh
Old folks hittin the flo
Commit sucide off of one dose
They got that liver and onions
They wont scratch our bunions
Thinkin its easy
But they see that we're so
Old they know
we are shrinkin everyday
so that means we are gettin
[Chorus] ( Mary Lou, Mr.Willis, and Jerome)
Old round here we be movin slow
I keep fallin come and pick me up
Help me young man you know i'm stuck (stuck)
Old (old) 60 to 100 are hittin the flo
come and help pick me up
Gettin crunk up in the old folks home (home)
[Rap] (Grandpa George)
Old style, get wild, old folks come here in a diffrent kind of whip, whip, whip
Young folks think we're crazy because we forget get get get get
Call up Haddie tell her get out the bed cause we got another hit hit hit
Wanna be old i'm the one you should get get get get get
G-G on the lax get back comin back with my cane made with steel
Mary Lou has been hear since 82 and lost her sex appeal
And we got the meanest, steemest, baddest employees at the backgamon field
Who care less about us than than they about they check
Oh what the heck
Beds rattelin, whats happenin huh?
Mr.Willis fell out the bed again
Every night they lock us up like we're in the pin
Old folks gettin crunk ya'll
And i'm about to fall ya'll
Grandpanizin suprisin
run it back cause the song is called
[Chorus] ( Mary Lou, Mr.Willis, and Jerome)
Old round here we be movin slow
I keep fallin come and pick me up
Help me young man you know i'm stuck (stuck)
Old (old) 60 to 100 are hittin the flo
come and help pick me up
Gettin crunk up in the old folks home (home)
Old round here we be movin slow
I keep fallin come and pick me up
Help me young man you know i'm stuck (stuck)
Old (old) 60 to 100 are hittin the flo
come and help pick me up
Gettin crunk up in the old folks home (home)
This where we get crunk
Funk it up
stains in our sheets
Red beets
Purple prunes
I will be home soon
Grandpa George, Mary Lou, Mr. Willis, and Jerome
Wheelchairs ridin on old chrome
Relatives on the telephone
They got that liver and onions
They wont scratch our bunions
Thinkin its easy
But they see that we're so
Old they know
we are shrinkin everyday
so that means we are gettin
[Chorus] ( Mary Lou, Mr.Willis, and Jerome)
Old round here we be movin slow
I keep fallin come and pick me up
Help me young man you know i'm stuck (stuck)
Old (old) 60 to 100 are hittin the flo
come and help pick me up
Gettin crunk up in the old folks home (home)
(Grandma Haddie)
Buddy get me a new wheelchair
I don't care what it looks like
Mash potatoes, chicken
Let me in the kitchen
I'm not crazy i'm just old
This is the new Oh
Old folks hittin the flo
Commit sucide off of one dose
They got that liver and onions
They wont scratch our bunions
Thinkin its easy
But they see that we're so
Old they know
we are shrinkin everyday
so that means we are gettin
[Chorus] ( Mary Lou, Mr.Willis, and Jerome)
Old round here we be movin slow
I keep fallin come and pick me up
Help me young man you know i'm stuck (stuck)
Old (old) 60 to 100 are hittin the flo
come and help pick me up
Gettin crunk up in the old folks home (home)
[Rap] (Grandpa George)
Old style, get wild, old folks come here in a diffrent kind of whip, whip, whip
Young folks think we're crazy because we forget get get get get
Call up Haddie tell her get out the bed cause we got another hit hit hit
Wanna be old i'm the one you should get get get get get
G-G on the lax get back comin back with my cane made with steel
Mary Lou has been hear since 82 and lost her sex appeal
And we got the meanest, steemest, baddest employees at the backgamon field
Who care less about us than than they about they check
Oh what the heck
Beds rattelin, whats happenin huh?
Mr.Willis fell out the bed again
Every night they lock us up like we're in the pin
Old folks gettin crunk ya'll
And i'm about to fall ya'll
Grandpanizin suprisin
run it back cause the song is called
[Chorus] ( Mary Lou, Mr.Willis, and Jerome)
Old round here we be movin slow
I keep fallin come and pick me up
Help me young man you know i'm stuck (stuck)
Old (old) 60 to 100 are hittin the flo
come and help pick me up
Gettin crunk up in the old folks home (home)
Old round here we be movin slow
I keep fallin come and pick me up
Help me young man you know i'm stuck (stuck)
Old (old) 60 to 100 are hittin the flo
come and help pick me up
Gettin crunk up in the old folks home (home)
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U R FUNNY YO ALL OF YOUR PARODIES R FUNNY GOOD WORK TYRELL
Heh, heh, songs about old people never get old! 444
I hate you I was working on a parody of oh called old. It was gonna be good too....
This parody is 2 months old and now you hate me
I never thought to check if it was taken lol. I'm gonna go and finish, (I didn't read your parody just in case I was tempted to copy) and we'll see which one is better.
Please hurry up I wanna see it
Where can I get this song?!?
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