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Song Parodies -> "Wookies"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Ciara feat Petey Pablo

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

I was really really surprised that this parody idea hadn't been done already before - duh, it's like sooooo obvious
My wookies, my wookies, my wookies, not nice wookies!

I gotta slick reputation for battlin' wars
And all I need is a pod racer to score
And it's a trap
You can tell Count Dooku to kiss my ass
And I ain't wearin' black
So destroy the death star right there
The name's Luke and I got a few forces to use
And you can ask masta Yoda cause hes seen me prove it
Grapple droids, I zoom right through them
Superior to 'em
Send all the droids you want - too good for 'em
Still gonna have the force and a new lightsaber too
Clone attack shooting at a ship fulla driods
(Use the force, Luke)
Yeah Obi-Wanny loves you too
He he you know he'd kick you too

You may look at me and think that i'm
Not a Jedi, but i'm more
Than a Jedi, Yoda, Dooku's who i'm looking for
He's sinister, defendant, kinda bent and likes to kick off the wars
Chewy, Jar Jar, Mace and Yoda
Me and Obi-Wan Kenobi

I bet you like my wookies
Knowing we're the goodies
Got Grievous hot and bothered
Because we battled for it
If you're looking for the wookies
Keep on looking coz they're in the Star Wars
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Yeah

Just because you have a droid
I won't go to the dark side no
You won't see me go over kill wookies
I'm no rookie
If you aint master, battle blaster aint' no b*****d
Still it's lasted this long
Lucas is a great director
Just look how the film's affected

You're Anakin, anchorin'
The whole film ohh!
Please don't say i'm over-acting just because i've been distracted

I know you love the wookies
Bet you think they're lovely
Got them all hot and bothered
Saying they look that ugly
Looking at the wookies
Keep on looking - get sent home in a jar
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh yeah

So damn young but so skilled
You ain't got a saber in your hand, slow down Anakin
You ain't skilled at all, skywalker, you ain't played the game
He ain't too bad, but he ain't bad i'll show you what bad is
Bad is when you've switched and you be wearin' the black
He's been heading for it ever since he saved the damn planet
He's almost there, yeah, and he's gettin' too bad-ass
Matter of fact he's got his hood up and he's switchin' his game
All he's gotta do is flick the saber in hand
Ain't one knight in here that he can't slay

These Darth situations and he's got
All these wookies under shot
Just to tease the many jedis
That are trying to make him stop
Yes he's trained with a master and he's got a huge 'saber
Now he's changed his siding
Let's steal that nice 'pod he's riding

Gonna kill the wookies
Gonna slaughter armies
Got jedis hot and bothered
Coz they can't fight and beat me
Looking for the wookies
Keep on running they won't get very far
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh yeah
I know you hate the wookies
They're so misunderstood-y
They get you hot and bothered
With all their random noises
Shooting at the wookies
Well just looky now we've started the Wars
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Yeah
Dumb Ass Kid's other parodies can be found on his Parody Authors page which now includes a full biogrpahy

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 7

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   5

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Neo Matrix - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Meh, it was alright, but the pacing... *shudder*
Andrew Darwitan - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
544 I can't relate to the story, although you choose the right words to put into.
Dumb Ass Kid - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Neo - Thankyou, and I know the pacing was off, but you can't blame a tryer! Andrew - I was wondering when you would pop up again! This parody's about Star Wars, just in case you're wondering. Thanx
Andrew Darwitan - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Really? Oh, yeah.. I've just submitted 3 new parodies these recently. And have you read my 'Sick' from Lindsay Lohan?
Dumb Ass Kid - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
No, not yet. Is it on today's new parodies page?
Steven Cavanagh - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Much to learn you still have. Two 'e's you must use.
Andrew Darwitan - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Not on today's page. But the days before. It's almost weeks ago. I wonder what's happening again. Amiright is a lack of update recently.
Dumb Ass Kid - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Steven - Uh??! Andrew - AmIRight doesn't update on weekends, so if you post something on friday, it probs won't come up until Monday. That's what happened with my Green Day one
Khia - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
What?s a Wookie?
Dumb Ass Kid - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
A creature from the Star Wars films
Dominic L. - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
545, It was pretty funny, but not the funniest parody I've read. I haven't really paid much attention to the OS, as I usually change the station or track when it comes on, but Most people gave you a 5, so that's what I gave you. Nice job, it can be hard paroding a hip hop song
Dumb Ass Kid - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dominic. It was really really hard to get the pacing right, which is why i'm steering well clear of rap/hip-hop parodies in future
K.Y.L.E - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
You didn't enable comments on the 1, 2, Crap parody. Just out of interest, why not? As far as I'm aware, that's the only one of your parodies you didn't enable comments for. Any real reason????????????????
Dumb Ass Kid - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I forgot, you moron
Dumb Ass Kid - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
No, the comments for 1, 2, crap are on another one of my parodies - the one I submitted just after 1, 2, crap
Dumb Ass Kid - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd love to sendyou into cyber space, in a highly flammable rocket... perhaps then I can get some peace

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