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Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

Welcome to his jungle...
Here's another one...and another one...To all the ganstas...The Junkie...sho'nuff...

He sports on a goatee, takes 3...hours on the radio
West coast, based-sports, on from San Diego
Diamondbacks, Padres, Nationals, many more
Callers taking on him, on syndicated floor
He's got that sports-a-talkin', and gets the nation rockin'
Think that Colin Cowherd wants to beat him, that's when I say no,
But so...Podcasts can't handle it, Junkie's got the fire sayin'...

(hook) hair & never slow, he keeps it sportswise, you should know...Gettin' crunk up on the radio...oh...Rome...(Rome)...His takes are on a roll...Tell Colin Cowherd to shut up...Gettin' crunk up on a show we call Rome...Rome....

Rome can take a new trade, new face, hockey to basketball
Football, tennis, Jim Rome's got it all
My clones, your clones, burning on a TV show
3 big hours, all up on the radio
He's got that sports-a-talkin', and keeps the nation rocking
Think that Colin Cowherd wants to beat him, that's when I say no,
But so...Podcasts can't handle it, Junkie is on fire saying...

(repeat hook)

Syndie-style, buck-wild, sports talk comin' down in a different color whip...whip...whip
Picture perfect, no time to take a flick, flick, flick, flick, flick
Call up Jimmy, pop the soda bottles, got so many takes to hit, hit, hit
Wanna know White Sox? Jim Rome's what you get, get, get, get, get
Arcade J. on the track, get back trick, switch on the dial, i'm listenin' still
Same price every time, front page, jumped on 'cause Jim Rome-y's got sports appeal
And he is the meanest, cleanest, baddest, rollin' on TV screens
Knows much sports just like a genius, he's ranked top status, and keeps the others clean
waves-rattlin', what's happenin', huh?
He brings a diffrent take to speed
guests-a-rantin', clones banterin', huh?
Turn it up and let the speakers bleed
North & South, we ballin' dawg,
and west & east, we keep ballin' dawg
Rush & Franken, Rickard, and Cowherd, have you heard of this guy, he's called...

(hook 2x)

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slap happy - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I like Rome, and your very talented
Ounces - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Liked it alot!

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