-> "Toes"
Original Song Title:
"Oh"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Toes"
The Lyrics
Verse 1:
This is where they take them
Throw them down
Forget about their Cadillacs
No tees, bare feet
People getting down like that
Adamsville, Bankhead,College Park, Carver Homes
What the hell do all those names have to do with the song
They got good cookin' but their feet are looking
like they ain't cleaned them in weeks
that's when i say no
Oh no
Nixon can't handle this
You better cover up that crisp
Chorus:
Toes round here they let them grow
Wearing tennis shoes is like a no
They won't cut them off for sho' sho'
Toes
all my ladies to the sto'
Handle them ladies clean them up
Cuz nobody likes crusty toes, toes
Verse 2:
Ladies take few tips don't skip
make sure you cut them all
take that buffer
scrub that crust till it falls
Lightweight nail files can't handle them alone
If you wanna get them done
Get industrial chrome
You got good cooking
but your feet are looking like you ain't cleaned them in weeks that's when i say no
oh no
Nixon can't handle this
Better cover up that crisp
Chorus:
Toes round here they let them grow
Wearing tennis shoes is like a no
They won't cut them off for sho' sho'
Toes all my ladies to the sto'
Handle them ladies clean them up
Cuz nobody likes crusty toes, toes
Rap:
Nixon Lee on the track again
tryin' so hard to make you understand
making fun of all the acts in the land
simply cuz i can
It's so insane what i do
taking all these songs and making them brand new
put them all up in my comedy stew
and let you eat them in
all i wanna do is make you laugh
make you see your day ain't that bad
Turn your sad into glad
Pulling out the magic from the bag
done my rap and got my credit
now you ready set go get it
wait a minute
rap ain't done
I still gotta keep going on, and on
Time has not come to an end
Damn these songs with raps in the bridge
look at all this work i gotta do
just to keep you listening to to to
I'm so sick of this dang song and all
the words they got going on on
Got a headache need some aspirin
guess I'll ask my new friend Jasmine
Chorus:
Toes round here they let them grow
Wearing tennis shoes is like a no
They won't cut them off for sho' sho'
Toes all my ladies to the sto'
Handle them ladies clean them up
Cuz nobody likes crusty toes, toes
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