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Song Parodies -> "Cookies"
Original Song Title:
"Goodies"
Original Performer:
Ciara
Parody Song Title:
"Cookies"
Parody Written by:
DB
The Lyrics
Verse 1:
You have got a weight issue
So you
Need to diet
So that you
Can lose some weight so you don’t look like a hippo
You’re an overeating, gym defeating, obese Sean Kingston lookalike
I’m not being too dramatic, but your weight is problematic
Hook:
I know you want the cookies
But you had ten already
I know you want to eat it
Just because you have seen it
want the cookies all you like
But these cookies will stay in the jar
Oh oh oh oh oh
Verse 2:
You look like Wesley Snipes with a tan
But also Biggie Smalls, oh man
All the food you’re yammin’
Boy you’re gonna start a famin’
Burger and fries
Very nice
But give you problem
I’m not saying you’re a fatty, but you’ve had too many patties
Hook:
I know you want the cookies
But you had ten already
I know you want to eat it
Just because you have seen it
want the cookies all you like
But these cookies will stay in the jar
Oh oh oh oh oh
You have got a weight issue
So you
Need to diet
So that you
Can lose some weight so you don’t look like a hippo
You’re an overeating, gym defeating, obese Sean Kingston lookalike
I’m not being too dramatic, but your weight is problematic
Hook:
I know you want the cookies
But you had ten already
I know you want to eat it
Just because you have seen it
want the cookies all you like
But these cookies will stay in the jar
Oh oh oh oh oh
Verse 2:
You look like Wesley Snipes with a tan
But also Biggie Smalls, oh man
All the food you’re yammin’
Boy you’re gonna start a famin’
Burger and fries
Very nice
But give you problem
I’m not saying you’re a fatty, but you’ve had too many patties
Hook:
I know you want the cookies
But you had ten already
I know you want to eat it
Just because you have seen it
want the cookies all you like
But these cookies will stay in the jar
Oh oh oh oh oh
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