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Song Parodies -> "Crunch, Crunch, Munch"

Original Song Title:

"1,2 Step"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Crunch, Crunch, Munch"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

we are just serious CHOCOHOLICS!!!and had to make a parodie about sweets and chocolate.
Rolos and polos
(Rolos and polos)
This is a fizzy drink
The Thorntons is here

This sweet is

sweetaholic, Chocoholic, fantastic, toffee crunch
Whip my creamy chocolate dreamy
This is running through my chest
Everybody, mum and papi
Came to Thorntons Grab some choccy
Work your choccy , work your toffee
Let me see you crunch, crunch, munch.


Chew it don't lose it,
Someone just dropped theirs on the floor
Pick it up quick now
Don't you know the five-second rule?
Let me see you
Munch, munch, crunch
I love it when you
Crunch, crunch, munch
Munch, munch, crunch
We about to eat it up

This sweet is

Sugarliscious, so scrumptious,
Make you crave it Thorntons made it
Lets get started with jam TARTies
Ever since the day I bought it
I cut my cake and yummy it was
Whipped-cream makes the boys jump on it
I cannot eat myself
So let me eat my crunch, crunch, munch


It don't matter to me x2
We can eat slow
Whichever way the sweet drops
Your tummies will go
Now feed it over here
Mister candyman
And we will we will eat you

I eat all the jello
Make the boys say hell no
Coz they know I'm eating their sweets
I know you might have seen a lot of chocolatiers
But they aint got nothing on me
Coz I'm 5"2 I wanna eat wid you
And I chew sophisticated gum
And I eat candyfloss I am da boss
Best believe I'm a sticky bun

Chorus x2

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Yet Another Dutchman - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody.
steph - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
hiya hannah howz ya i just 2 say i think da song really good so dat why i give us 555!!! hope u gunna vote and hope we get more comment!! lol : )
Dominic L. - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, it's a parody by you that actually makes sense!
Larry Hensley - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Andrew Darwitan - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
That's a nice parody... ^_^
MC2 - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm with Dominic, much better! 545
hannah - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Dominic L. thanks but don't our other ones make sense??? :'( thankyou for all your NICE comments!!!

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