Need tomatoes
Not potatoes
Anchovies, why not make them work for you
If you really want cheese
If you really need cheese
Baby, got to have cheese
Take your time and roll it out
Don't need a thick crust, not a really really thick crust
Why not use a plate or two
That's when you give the dough some goo

CHORUS
Kneed it down
Pick it up slow
Throw it in the air
It comes down on the pan, oh
Spread, spread, spread some sauce
I'm gon show you how to make your pizza rock
Sprinkle cheese
Throw on some of these
Pepperoni all around, and some smelly anchovies
Pop, pop in the microwave
Cause no one in the world likes their pizza cold

You've got the munchies
For something quick
It's just the symptoms of a hunger, oh oh
No rolls, if you think you've got time
You give it time
It's late at night, it's gettting cold
Don't want a crust with nothing on
Take out some juicy ham
And throw it on
If you understand me, you know I ain't wrong

All my fellas in the kitchen, this is how you move
All your hunger pains will go if you listen to this groove
If your pizza's done and you've got to get it out
You've got no oven mitts, you'll have to suffer it out

CHORUS

Oh it's hot, it's hot, damn thing
I might stop at the shop and buy some things
You know the pizza's hot and I dropped that thing
Sometimes it's hot, it's hot, better pop some things
It sure knows how to make a man say oh
And how in the world can a man say no
With your sausage and your peppers, oh
Bacon bits and some slaw
And you know I Boyardee it up with sauce
Just hope nobody calls
And all them other snacks
Throwing vomit up when I can't get my pizza, oh
Like most men, I like my shiny brown bottle
But I ain't used to stuff that's slow like ketchup in the bottle
The best pizza comes from Domino's
But I'm gon be straight forward
Before it's too late, oh
I want you to kneed it down
Pick it up slow
Throw it in the air, it comes down on the pan, oh

CHORUS (X2)