Song Parodies -> "Forever"

Original Song Title:

"Forever"

Original Performer:

"Forever"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

first official parody!!!

Intro: One, two, three, four!
Hey, hey
Oh, ah
Hey, hey
Oh, ah

Verse 1: It’s you and me
Dancin’ like it’s party time
But I have to go pee
You know I must go
Relieve the pressure mounting in my body
Feel the hose start leaking and I am one for keeping
My pants dry, my pants dry
Can I go in there? Can I go in there?
And I am scared
May go in my clothing
I spilled my drink I swear, my drink I swear
Oh no, people see
Me clench my knees together!

Chorus: It’s like I’ve waited this whole night
Standing in this line
Just waiting to get in the bathroom
And I don’t think it was bright
Double the liquids
Double the whizz
I’ll wait forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever in this damn line

Verse 2: Feels like my bladder’s gonna explode, uh
Feels like my kidneys may break
Urine I must unload
Take a piss, go tinkle, micturate
Please can I use the bathroom?
I do not think that they have room
Baby, let the juices flow
Nothing you can do can stop me
Us guys don’t need the top seat
Oh, ah, oh
Oh yeah!

Chorus: It’s like I’ve waited this whole night
Standing in this line
Just waiting to get in the bathroom
And I don’t think it was bright
Double the liquids
Double the whizz
I’ll wait forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever in this damn line

Verse 3; It’s the longest wait
That I’ve had to take
Praying for a mir’cal to bring me a stall
Girl, will you please wait here?
I’ve had too much beer
Holding it all in got me thinkin’
What a beautiful latrine
Don’t mean to be obscene
I’m relieving myself and it’s feeling amazing
I come out of the bathroom
And then I notice that you’re gone girl
That you’re gone girl
Gone

Bridge: Oh, oh, oh
Yeah yeah
I see that you’re gone
Once I’ve gone
You are gone
Oh no
Why? Why?
Why? Why?
Because!

Chorus: Because I’ve waited this whole night
Standing in that line
Just waiting to get in the bathroom
And I don’t think it was bright
To leave my hot date
All by herself
Waited forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever for the bathroom

Oh! Oh!
Oh, oh, oh

March 29, 2011

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Mark Scotti - April 12, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) KUDOS to your "first"! And welcome aboard!!!

Blaydeman - April 13, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) Hey bro, good first entry man! You know I'm not the biggest fan of "potty humor", but this was ok for the most part as it was more about waiting to go to the bathroom and not the actual act in process.

Agrimorfee - April 13, 2011 - Report this comment

(Abc) wow, I always love seeing new talent, and you hit it out of the ballpark with your first at-bat! I havent even listened to the OS yet and I enjoyed it! ...micturate, most impressive, very impressive...

Abbott Skelding - April 20, 2011 - Report this comment

ABC: Unlike your brother, I'm a huge fan of potty humor...the chorus actually made me laugh out loud. Pacing was off in a few places, but great work for your first parody!

bobpiecheese - April 24, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) Quite well done, both for a first parody and a toilet-humour parody. Some very clever lines (particularly working in "micturate") and a nice twist at the end. A couple of pacing stumbles and the choruses needed a bit more variation, but those things usually happen on the first few tries, so I won't hold 'em against you. 555, and keep up the good work!

Below Average Dave - April 25, 2011 - Report this comment

I have to say this, the first chorus got me, big time, though the subsequent choruses kinda beat it in the ground--D-Mon, this is the way to do this kind of humor--you made it relate-able, it was just very well written, your word choice particularly was fantastic, IE Relieve the pressure mounting in my body, all in all, fantastic first entry D-Mon. I, also, am not anti-potty guy, and I have always felt anyone who is ignores its place in history--The Whoopee cushion--need I say more? I have had this debate too many times, while I can't promise first, I know this is making my top 5 based on where it ranks among those I've already read. . .great job

Matthias - April 26, 2011 - Report this comment

I'm totally a fan of bashing songs like this... Chris Brown totally deserves to be bashed. In the face. With a brick. I love Rihanna (but that's off topic). This was a great parody especially never seeing anything else from you.

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