What you doin?
I been chillin at the Rivendell Inn
Who you with?
The Fellowship
You bring four of yo friends
What we gonna do?
Battle some orcs
And destroy a magic ring
Let the journey begin!
Gandalf called me up
Says there's a Middle Earth party
Pippin's bringing the liquor
It's already eight, shorties
I'm on my way
With a twelve pint of beer
And a ounce of "Old Toby" y'know?
Pulled in, carriage is spnnin
Elrond look like he in the game
And must be winnin
To the room I'm on my way up
Three Elves on the staircase
Saying' "What's up?"
I told them follow me
They knew I had it crackin see?
Breakin n, bottle to Gimli's face
Fellowship ain't here to talk
Ain't here to sit
Who they gonna hit off with (CHORUS1)
Stop, drop, kaboom Frodo
Sam pierced his nipples
Aragorn is doing jiggs
Gimli's playin Monkey-In-Da-Middle
Legolas s eating Bits-an-Kibbles
And Gandlaf's asleep and startin
To well, snore and dribble
Rivendell Inn.
(Chorus 2)