When we play Halo,
There’s nowhere to go,
To avoid the sight of my sniper rifle,
They upset fo’ sho’,
When I disrupt the show,
Talkin’ over The Clone Wars like I’m Tom Servo,
I have autographs on my convention bags,
With my Vulcan ears, I’m stylin’,
I’ve got the newsgroup users cryin’,
For the movie leaks I’m endlessly supplyin’,
Wear my polos with sales tags,
Workin’ My First Chemistry Lab,
Animating fan vids on Flash,
But take some time out to play Super Smash,
And bein’ the scholar that I am, I’m-a talk to them,
Makin’ sure my theories are not misconstrued,
When they realize I ain’t even close to thirty,
Bet they’ll feel dumb, outsmarted by a younger dude,
I’m-a hack at you,
Then I have to cruise,
I’m the number two,
In top YouTube views,
I’ll speed run Donkey Kong Country 2,
And still have time for a RiffTrax, too,
I tell you that you should have known,
Not to test my knowledge of The Twilight Zone,
Got my iPhone and though I might be sitting all alone,
I’ve more Facebook friends than Vito Corleone,
Almost done,

I am Rickrollin’,
Awaitin’,
E3 ‘cuz I’m undeniably white and nerdy,
Yes, I’m just that white and nerdy,
Oh, I’m just that white and nerdy,
I’ve always been this white and nerdy,
As a child, this white and nerdy,
I want to roll with the gangstas,
I’m hopin’ that I’m not way too white and nerdy,
Think I may be white and nerdy,
Inhumanly white and nerdy,
Tron-caliber white and nerdy,
I’m insanely white and nerdy,

They see me rollin’,
My D-8s,
Controllin’ and postin’ rants so white and nerdy,
Look at me I’m white and nerdy,
Look at me I’m white and nerdy,
OMG, I’m white and nerdy,
USB cord, white and nerdy,
I want to roll with the gangstas,
They shove me in lockers ‘cuz I’m white and nerdy,
‘Cuz I dress so white and nerdy,
‘Cuz I talk so white and nerdy,
‘Cuz I am so white and nerdy,
And that ain’t gonna change.