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Original Song Title:

"Everytime We Touch"

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Parody Song Title:

"Every Single Class"

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The Lyrics

Come on, who really enjoys school anymore. We always have at least one or two professors or teachers who just go on and on in that same monotone voice that only a mother could stay awake in the presence of. This song is about a student who just can't stay awake during any of his classes. Enjoy!
I still hear your voice when I sleep while you speak,
I still hear you drone in my dreams,
Forgive me my weakness; I'm not even tired,
I swear I'm just resting my eyes,

"Cuz every time you talk, it's unappealing,
And every time you teach, I swear I could die,
Oh, can't you see my test scores drop?
I want this to stop,
I need to strain my eyes,
"Cuz every time you address so dogmatic,
And every word I miss is closer to July,
Can't you see my dark eyes roll?
My brain is so full,
I need some shut-eye,

Every single class full,
Of students, you try,
To teach about drought and Masai,
"Bout wood lines and math sines, I don't even know,
While I'm counting down minutes to go,

"Cuz every time you speak, my brain starts peeling,
And everything you ask, I cannot reply,
Because I'm in a world of dreams, it's not what it seems,
I swear I really try,
"Cuz when I hear the bell, I feel ecstatic,
At forty-five minutes, I swear I could cry,
"Cuz when I hear you start to drone, things all just get slow,
I have no alibi,

"Cuz every time class starts, I get this feeling,
It's swirling in my gut like I'm gonna die,
Why can't it be somewhat fast until end of class?
Maybe I'll skip today and lie.
Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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2Eagle - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
At least he doesn't make the classroom a forum for his personal beliefs. That makes me want to walk out.
M parody - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Ha! Thats really good
Chris - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Jen. - May 12, 2007 - Report this comment
hahaha I just sang this, its great. I love this song, I have a class that oh dear god, she just talks and talks.. doesnt really even teach! and it makes me want to just...sleep for the whole 3 hours that I'm there.
Kyle - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment
OMG that was soo funny! And it fit the song so well too! 455s right there but its okay cause sometimes we gotta put in that extra syllable to make it work. good job

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