Song Parodies -> "Missed The Hint"

Original Song Title:

"Everytime We Touch"

Original Performer:

"Missed The Hint"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Sadly, not everyone can get the hint...Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G6QDNC4jPs&ob=av2e

Hear my nervous voice, when we walk down the street
I know she’s the girl of my dreams
I’m below her hotness, she’s 10, I’m a 5
She smiles and then I almost die…

She kissed me on the cheek, and I start squealing
I did not expect this, inhaler’s nearby
Now I feel my heart beat fast, “We’re going too fast!”
And yet, we’re still outside…

“You wanna have some fun?” is what she asked me
And I’m just so nervous, “I should go inside
It is getting late now, so…
I think I should go
Thank you for tonight”

“Sorry for the hassle, sorry for last night
This date will go better, I’ll try”
She took me to her place, surprised what I saw
Her best friend baring it all...

And I felt so dumb, “I should be leaving,”
And then they start to kiss, I avert my eyes
Oh man, I feel like an ass, I run really fast
Not me that she likes

“You wanna have some fun?”, was not sarcastic
My friend just told me this, then he starts to cry
He asks for her address “Yo!
Can’t leave them alone…
Get the hint next time!”

And now I feel so dumb, I could be with them
Instead, I’m really pissed…one chance in my life
Now my friend’s having a blast, man, he’s such an ass!
Get the hint next time!

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Matthias - October 06, 2011 - Report this comment

I really hope this wasn't based on a true story... Because it sounds like you missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime.

Porfle Popnecker - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment

This would be the story of my life if I had one.

Blaydeman - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment

(SOTM) So funny! Fun OS and an even more fun parody! Great job Abbott. I'll drop 555 hints for you on what score I gave this parody.

bobpiecheese - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Man, this guy's social awkwardness makes me look like friggin' Don Juan. Pretty good parody here, pacing was perfect, pretty funny, 5's for you!

D-Mon - November 30, 2011 - Report this comment

(SOTM) I don't get it! What did he miss!? JK! So funny!

brightCAP - June 18, 2012 - Report this comment

Nice matching to the original. After such an event, this dude could really use a dance track to let loose. My favorite line is "'You wanna have some fun?', was not sarcastic"

Matthias - June 20, 2012 - Report this comment

I would have loved to been in your situation because well... Hopefully I would have been smart enough to not screw it up.

Agrimorfee - June 20, 2012 - Report this comment

Expertly paced. By the last 1/4 of the parody, I got confused about who was telling the story.

Mark Scotti - June 21, 2012 - Report this comment

(ABC) The decision was NOT a hard one(That's what she said....LOL)

Blaydeman - June 21, 2012 - Report this comment

(ABC) See above ^^^ Still glad I didn't miss this one.

bobpiecheese - June 21, 2012 - Report this comment

(ABC) See above!

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