Song Parodies -> "Captain Falcon's Punch"

Original Song Title:

"Everytime We Touch"

Original Performer:

"Captain Falcon's Punch"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

A song about a guy who keeps getting Falcon Punched by Captain Falcon. Captain Falcon is a character from the game "Super Smash Bros. Melee" who is considered by players of the game to be the most powerful character. Enjoy!

I'm still getting owned each time he punches me
I still feel his fist in my face
This racer's my weakness, he smashes me high
When fighting him I can't survive

With Captain Falcon's punch, there is no healing
And Captain Falcon's kick, I'm smashed to the sky
Can't you see his legs run fast
These fights never last
Knee will smash me high

With Captain Falcon's punch, this isn't Madden
And Captain Falcon's kick, I swear I could cry
Can't you see it charges slow
But hits me oh no!
Punch shall end my life!

(Spoken by Captain Falcon during instrumental section)
Falcon... PAWNCH!!!

When at Peach's castle or in Kanto Skies
Cap. Falcon will use Falcon Dive
He'll cling onto me, jump off in flames oppressed
After that he will say "YES!!!"

With Captain Falcon's punch, my life is ending
And Captain Falcon's kick, I'm beat every time
Can't you see him dash real fast
These bouts never last
Legs will kick me high

With Captain Falcon's punch, this isn't Madden
And Captain Falcon's kick, I know I will die
Can't you see it charges slow
But strikes me oh no!
"YES!!" shall end my life!

(Spoken by Captain Falcon during second instrumental section)
(Jumps onto me, then jumps off)
"YES!!!"
(Spoken by me)
"NO!!!"

With Captain Falcon's punch, I am defeated
And Captain Falcon's kick, I'm dead, cannot lie
Can't you see my doom come fast
My life couldn't last
Falcon smashed me high!

(Spoken by Captain Falcon at the end of the song)
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!

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The Nerd - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Very nice parody.

Christie Marie M - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment

My bro would play Super Smash Bros Melee when he has friends over! His best players are Pikachu, Mario, Sonic, and Captain Falcon! I agree that Captain Falcon seems to be one of the toughest characters in the game! Anyways, perfect use of the OS and it sounds like music for one of the fighting stages! Enjoyed the extra features you put in your parody, such as "Falcon....PAWNCH!" What a way to show your moves in the song! The Cap had caused 555% damage with his Falcon Punch!

DJ Blaze - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks to The Nerd and Christie! I was afraid this wouldn't get any comments, but you've showed me your moves!

Gari J - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment

I love the title switch in this Parody, I listened to Cascada quite a bit when this song came out and man its well paced. I've played Super Smash Brothers Melee for the N64 and Gamecube Falcon was good in N64 but he was to hard to control in Gamecube version, Peach was my fave with Kirby. Back to topic I'll show you 555' falcon punches

DJ Blaze - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Gari J! My faves are Roy, Mewtwo, and Falco. (Although Peach does kick butt, though.)

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