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Song Parodies -> "I Choose You Pikachu!"

Original Song Title:

"Oh Boy"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Choose You Pikachu!"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

This one's kinda explicit, dont read if you love Pikachu! I'd be surprised if this one makes the cut! Also, yea, back when this came out, that high pitched voice constantly screamin' "Oh Boy!" straight up sounds like he is tearin up pikachu's ass, and it is the whole reason why I wrote this song
I choose you Pikachu! (Oh Baby) oh baby, uh, yummy
All the pokemon see the (Boy) lookin' good(Boy)
Look at his pokeball (Boy) all I say is (Oh Boy)
Look pikachu, I'm no good I'm so hood
play wit' yo butthole, then leave after it's over
Pikachu, I'm not your companion, or your man stand-in
Hit me with your thunderbolt, I'll get a hard-on
With James and Jessie, shout out to Team Rocket
Brock and misty, Ash Ketchum can't save ya (pika!)
But you like the way I grabbed your butt, you like that?
Meowth, Koffing, plus Hitmonlee got my back
Pikachu wants the (Boy) so I give him the (Boy)
Now he screamin' out (Boy, Boy, Boy, Boy)
Now he cryin' like a bitch, so deep I lift him up
Now when I'm done, you get back in the pokeball
When I want the boy, Pikachu come back out the ball
Listen to my homeboys in Team Rocket
Y'all other pokemon can't fuck with the (Boy) I'm tellin' ya (Boy)
Put a penis in ya (Boy) now he bleedin' (Oh Boy)
pikachu, callin (Boy) I'm cumin' he need it (Boy)
He screamin' (Boy, Boy, Boy, Boy)
Damn shut up (Boy) I'm finished (Oh Boy)
now quit bitchin (Boy) I'll go again then (Oh Boy)
Ash Ketchum was listenin' (Boy) damn, whoa, damn
I'm in trouble he got Charizard, shit
Im still gonna fuck my (Boy) I got love for my (Boy)
That's why I diddle with my (Boy) that's my pika (Oh Boy)
Ash gon' come get his (Boy) he also got love for his (Boy)
That's my (Boy, Boy, Boy, Boy)
When he got caught playin' with the (Boy) he went to court for the (Boy)
door to door for my (Boy) and he's registered (Oh Boy)
Be on the block with my (Boy) with the Brock fella (Boy)
When the cops come, Squirtle!
Yeah this is for the cubones, the lickitungues, Jiggly
puffs, Mr. Mime, Diglett at the sports bar
Id rather have your (Boy) holla at your boy
Pikachu listen
It's the D-I-C-K (Boy) plus the B-A-L-L (Boy)
You'll be G-A-Y (Boy) everyone will say (Oh Boy)
Shit, ain't no stoppin' us, pokemon we got a lot of 'em
Shit, matter of fact, Can't stop catchin 'em
Then grab up this (Boy) my finger up his (Boy)
Wrap up my (Boy) I choose you (Oh Boy)
Pikachu you sexy (Boy) are you a girl or a (Boy)
Say (Boy, Boy, Boy, Boy)
Now when they see Pikachu and his (Boy) they say damn (Oh Boy)
Pikachu's that (Boy) that squeeze my balls (Oh Boy)
Just like Bill Cosby, with the Poke and the Mon
Blam at your man's nipples then scream with your man's load
on the back with my (Boy)
Pokemon will never vanish
Away in the pokemon arena these kids are grand standin'
Pokemon demand justice over them kids obsession (Boy, Boy, Boy, Boy)
Well fuck it, Hitmonchan 'em, Abra and kadabra 'em
Call up his (Boy) I'm down south bangin' (Oh Boy)
Pika, I got the remedy Team Rockets not the enemy
There is nobody else but you for my body you lookin' sexy
Brock and Misty we chill, but I'll still rob them for reela
Looks like a chinchilla do, and feel really soft, huh
It's the (Boy) I said it's the (Boy)
I'm the (Boy, Boy, Boy, Boy) Pika
If it doesn't make the cut I totally understand, but if it does, I am glad you understand why I wrote this totally messed up song.

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Darius - May 30, 2019 - Report this comment
Totally messed up indeed, Joseph. I never played Pokemon in all my lifetime.

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