I want a prez with a brain like a bath sponge
I want a prez with a family crest
I want a prez with a huge butt
Who'd stamp his name on minarets

I want a prez who will fight immigration
Who blasts The Bureau
And won't take no flak
Who rags on his colleagues
With wispy orange hair
Who loves to grab some pussy
And really lacks tact
I want a prez with a small mind and a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge ego

I want a prez who watches FOX early
I want a prez who will tweet late
I want a prez who will promise me prosperity
'Cause he knows about bankruptcy, he ducks that red tape
Who disregards the Halls Of Justice
With a voice full of snarky New Yawk class

He speaks fast, untethered
Like he was on crack
And treats his own First Lady
Like old dental placque
I want a prez with a small mind and a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge,
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge
Ego!

I want a prez who makes weird proclamations
I want a prez who gives lib-rals the bends
A friend of banks who will tax the majority
And always balks at things beyond his ken
A TV star who won't let issues rest
Who hits his par while golfing there
Who's not afraid to sit real close to that button
Even if it seems his best friend is Vlad Putin
I want a prez with a small mind and a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggge ego!