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Song Parodies -> "Small Mind, Huge Ego"

Original Song Title:

"Short Skirt, Long Jacket"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cake

Parody Song Title:

"Small Mind, Huge Ego"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

I want a prez with a brain like a bath sponge
I want a prez with a family crest
I want a prez with a huge butt
Who'd stamp his name on minarets

I want a prez who will fight immigration
Who blasts The Bureau
And won't take no flak
Who rags on his colleagues
With wispy orange hair
Who loves to grab some pussy
And really lacks tact
I want a prez with a small mind and a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge ego

I want a prez who watches FOX early
I want a prez who will tweet late
I want a prez who will promise me prosperity
'Cause he knows about bankruptcy, he ducks that red tape
Who disregards the Halls Of Justice
With a voice full of snarky New Yawk class

He speaks fast, untethered
Like he was on crack
And treats his own First Lady
Like old dental placque
I want a prez with a small mind and a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge,
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge
Ego!

I want a prez who makes weird proclamations
I want a prez who gives lib-rals the bends
A friend of banks who will tax the majority
And always balks at things beyond his ken
A TV star who won't let issues rest
Who hits his par while golfing there
Who's not afraid to sit real close to that button
Even if it seems his best friend is Vlad Putin
I want a prez with a small mind and a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggge ego!
Copyright 2018, Agrimorfee. Make America prate again.

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Matthias - May 04, 2018 - Report this comment
Was Trump’s visit to the dentist on CNN or something?! The fact that both you and Peter both joked about Donald’s plaque is an insane coincidence! Very funny stuff throughout
Anonymous - May 04, 2018 - Report this comment
AFAIK, Trump has porcelain veneers and gets his teeth bleached every so many months for a super white smile. This is according to the Atlanta Center for Cosmetic Dentistry blog. His teeth are all his own. Never read anything about his plaque...???
Matthias - May 04, 2018 - Report this comment
You should have said “Yuge” ego lol
Jonathan S. - May 05, 2018 - Report this comment
I enjoyed this parody more than Trump enjoys triple bacon cheeseburgers. 555
Peter Andersson - May 06, 2018 - Report this comment
There's so much fun unseen and seen overlap between the three participants this week that I almost don't know where to start. Matty's pointing out you and me are both joking about Donald and plaque, but I'm not sure he noticed that he himself and you both made jokes about Vlads (Vlad the Impaler a.k.a Drac/Dracula - and Vladimir Vlad Putin). Also, had this round been any other week I probably would have had the time and gone for my first idea - which was "Small Hands, Yuge Knockwurst" - and God knows how that would have ended up.
Wonderer - May 07, 2018 - Report this comment
I wonder how many 1bombs this would have gotten if no one had mentioned Trump in the Comments? Just wonderin'.... SECURITY CODE--RUE.

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