I'm so rushed off my feet ahh,ahh
i really gotta pee,
in the middle of my dream,
my mum is gonna scream

my daddy disaggrees ahh, ahh
says i'm too old to be,
doing a great big pee,
inside my bedding sheets,
and OH NO!!!!!

mum's mad i wet the bedding
she found it quite upsetting,
that i drank an extra coke,
and the bedsheet's are now soaking,
caus wee wee goes forever,
and now it's getting wetter,
as if i'm getting better,
as i pee away ,
mum's mad i wet the bedding,

my nieghbour's spread the word,
my mum cried when she heard,
i weed myself again,
all over my wooden bed,
now it's stained

(Chorus)

please don't be mad at me for peeing night and day,
caus wee wee has to somehow go away,
yay!!

mum's mad i wet the bedding
she found it quite upsetting,
the sheets they really stunk,
she smacked me on the bum,
and told me i was scum, yeah

and pee pee goes forever,
and now it's getting wetter,
as if i'm getting better,
as i pee away,
MUM's MAD I WET THE BEDDING!!!!

(cue over the top jumping around the room with toilet brush 'guitar' CRASH!!!)