You think you smell alright
We see it in the way you walk in
The fact you never wash
Is getting your boxers in a spin
We've got the urge to kill ourselves
And we can't handle it
The fact that you never shower
Is making us throw a fit
Tell me, why you think you smell so neat
When you have never washed your stinky feet?

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You think that you smell wonderful
Take one step back and smell both your feet
We think you smell so horrible
All my friends think that your feet reek
And that you've got stinky feet
Stinky stinky feet

Why can't you see that you don't smell like us
In any way
At least we wash our feet
And that's a lot more than you can say
You've lost your shower gel?
That's no excuse, go buy some more
When you die we'll be glad
We'll burn your feet until they're no more
Tell me, why you think you smell so neat
When you have never washed your stinky feet?

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I guess we'll have to wait
For your life to be over
I guess we'll have to wait
I guess we'll have to wait, oh

Oi! Oi!

We think you smell so horrible
All my friends think that your feet reek
And that you've got stinky feet

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You've got such stinky feet