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Song Parodies -> "Stewardess"

Original Song Title:

"Air Hostess"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

(Let's go! Yeah! Alright!)

Stalking through the terminal
I froze like a popsicle
You left when you heard me call
The guards rushed you on the plane
Didn't think i'd see you again
I've got you stuck in my brain

(Let's go!)

Then when the engine started
I thought that you'd departed
I didn't know you got stuck there
Before the wheels had lifted
I jumped and i had hitched it yeah

I think i've made a mess
Hanging on for life but i felt much better
When the cabin crew threw me a ladder
I messed my pants
I thought i'd missed my chance
Gotta see you soon or i'm dead by noon
From the lurking British Press

Sat down just across the aisle
Then stared at you for a while
I swear i'm no paedophile
Then you said something to the crew
You said i was stalking you
I know it's sad because it's true

The crew are standing gawking
You told them i'd been stalking
They didn't know i'm crazed and sad
But now they won't stop staring
A million people think i'm mad


You know i won't confess
All my darkest secrets they don't know me better
All 13 posters and 10 love letters
You told the staff
Now they all think i'm daft
Bought you a balloon so i'll see you soon
Can i come stay in your room?

Na na nana na na nana na na nana na na nana
Na na nana na na nana na na nana

I've now been here 5 hours
I badly need a shower
I can't believe you enjoy my pain
The plane has almost landed
And i'm completely stranded now

Why must you make me guess?
Yes i hate to fly and i feel like barfing
Gave me a strange look 'cos i called you darling
You slapped my face
'Cos i asked for a date
Too late too soon for your hotel room
See you again someday?

You were my stewardess
Til you made me confess
Why, Stewardess
And can i take a guess?

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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 4   1
 5   3

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Dumb Ass Kid - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx to whoever voted. Glad to see a positive response for my first parody. A comment would've been nice
Tania - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I prefered the one u did on Daniel Beddingfield's "If You're Not The One".
Dumb Ass Kid - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
If anyones interested, I currently have two other parodies on this website: "If i'm not a girl" and "I wanna kill you". If you do look at them, tell me what you think. Thanx
Andrew Darwitan - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Try to sing this with the song 'Air Hostess'. Wait a bit because I might write a parody with the chorus like this. 5, 5, 5 Can I have 6 for you? 'Coz it's just so cool, and I can't help drool I just wanna write this good And so I pay A single time for you To post some comments, of how cool's your sense And I can't help to vote you 5, 5, 5
Dumb Ass Kid - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Andrew, I think it's fair to say you're my biggest (and my only fan!) I can't believe someone would actually take the time to read my parodies and rate them as highly as you have. thank u so much
Andrew Darwitan - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, thanks a lot........ ^)_^ What should I said? But... I didn't vote for those songs I didn't know. Well, do you play friendster?
Dumb Ass Kid - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment
It's okay if you didn't vote for the songs you don't know, most of us don't because we don't vote on who we like or not, but the quality of whats written. much appreciated again
mybone - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
What is a stewardess?
Dumb Ass Kid - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
A bit like a hostess

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