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Song Parodies -> "Bear Hostess"
Original Song Title:
"Air Hostess"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Busted
Parody Song Title:
"Bear Hostess"
Parody Written by:
Lauren De Lacey
The Lyrics
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walking through the terminal
i saw something huggable
i went over to cuddle it
next i'm getting on the plane
that's when i see you again
i can't get you off my brain
that fur that you are wearing
so cute i can't stop staring
you're putting on an adorable show
the cabin pressure's rising
the lights are doing my eyes in now
bear hostess
i like the way you dress
though i hate to fly
but i feel much better
occupying my mind writing you a love letter
i weed my pants
when you did a funny dance
will i see you soon
in my hotel room to do your spasi dance
bear hostess
throwing berries down the aisle
crazy,but it made you smile
you came over for a while
then you whispered in my ear
the words that i longed to hear
''would you like an icy beer?''
that fur that you are wearing
so cute i can't stop staring
you're putting on an adorable show
the cabin pressure's rising
the lights are doing my eyes in now
bear hostess
i like the way you dress
though i hate to fly but i feel much better
occupying my mind writing you a love letter
i weed my pants
when you did a funny dance
will i see you soon
in my hotel room
to do your spasi dance
bear hostess
[nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah]
bear hostess
i like the way you dress
my bear hostess
bear hostess
i like the way you dress
my bear hostess
i saw something huggable
i went over to cuddle it
next i'm getting on the plane
that's when i see you again
i can't get you off my brain
that fur that you are wearing
so cute i can't stop staring
you're putting on an adorable show
the cabin pressure's rising
the lights are doing my eyes in now
bear hostess
i like the way you dress
though i hate to fly
but i feel much better
occupying my mind writing you a love letter
i weed my pants
when you did a funny dance
will i see you soon
in my hotel room to do your spasi dance
bear hostess
throwing berries down the aisle
crazy,but it made you smile
you came over for a while
then you whispered in my ear
the words that i longed to hear
''would you like an icy beer?''
that fur that you are wearing
so cute i can't stop staring
you're putting on an adorable show
the cabin pressure's rising
the lights are doing my eyes in now
bear hostess
i like the way you dress
though i hate to fly but i feel much better
occupying my mind writing you a love letter
i weed my pants
when you did a funny dance
will i see you soon
in my hotel room
to do your spasi dance
bear hostess
[nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah]
bear hostess
i like the way you dress
my bear hostess
bear hostess
i like the way you dress
my bear hostess
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Wicked
nice one loza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!c u 2 morrow
this song is da most wickedist song eva in my life wellat least at da moment cu 2mmorrowat skool
some people 2day make me die of laughter cu later bye
i have never ever ever ever ever ever evere ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever laughed so much
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