I forgot to sew the seams
I remembered in my dream
that I am the loser kid
No one ever cares
so they left me with those mares
Clean the poop with Mr. Fid

So since then I'm the loser kid

Chorus:
Cuz I am the real loser kid
who had to work with Mr. Fid
People always laughed at me
and the jokes I said were never funny
All the gossip has been heard
That I'm the super loser nerd
At least I know they won't forget me
cuz I mark my territory with my pee

I love biology
and I dissected a pea
look what I found inside
Oh, I can recognize the way it looks
it's my favorite book
about my mcdonald's fries

but still then I'm that same old nerd

Chorus

When I see the way they look at me
it makes them wanna vomit in the sea
so now it's clear the way they came around me and
whispered in my ear
there's earwax in ur ear drum, yuck... there's earwax in your eardrum

Chorus

The real loser kid... no one ever comes near me
The loser kid...