Busted
What I Go To The Pool For

The splashes echoed in my mind
That lady and her big behind
Can't tell my friends cos they will laugh
Drowned by a member of the staff

The lady who teaches junior class
Jumped off the board and showed her ass
I was already underwater
I swallowed some then swallowed more

That's what I go to the pool for
I swallowed loads of water
The lifeguard didn't save me
I know that he hates me
Don't wanna go to the pool more
It truly is a real horror
I've seen some ugly ladies
None like Mrs Grady
That's what I go the pool for
That's what I go to the pool for

So she may be eighty-three
But that doesn't bother me
Still be the laughing stock of town
They'll think I'm acting like a clown

I climb a tree outside her home
Through a window I threw a stone
Thought I was a burglar, called me a hooligan
Didn't know she owned a gun

That's what I go to the pool for
I swallowed loads of water
The lifeguard didn't save me
I know that he hates me
Don't wanna go to the pool more
It truly is a real horror
I've seen some ugly ladies
None like Mrs Grady
That's what I go the pool for
That's what I go to the pool for

Oh my god, i'm gonna cry
Please wait I'm too young to die...what
I really can't believe my eyes
Mrs G's just saved my life

That's what I go to the pool for
I swallowed loads of water
The lifeguard didn't save me
I know that he hates me
Don't wanna go to the pool more
It truly is a real horror
I've seen some ugly ladies
None like Mrs Grundy
That's what I go the pool for
That's what I go to the pool for