Brooks Dun and Drummer
Verse:
The Critics say we’re done
Say we’re old and we’ve been out run
There are much greater names out there
Then Brooks and Dunn

So I asked my good friend Brooks
If we should call it quits or stay in the game
He said, “Let’s get ourselves a drummer…
And change our name…”

Chorus:
To Brooks, Dunn, and Drummer
It’s funner
And stonger
Because the drums make us look younger
Brooks, Dunn, and Drummer
Verse:
So we get on the telephone
And we call all the drummers we’ve known
But after two weeks of askin’ around
No one has shown

Me and Brooks are at the end of our rope
And we’ve been grabin’ at each other’s throat
And though it seems like things will never work out
We still got hope…

Chorus:
For Brooks, Dunn, and Drummer
It’s funner
And stronger
Because the drums make us look younger
Brooks, Dunn, and Drummer
Instrumental:

Verse:
Brooks and Dunn is still a two man crew
And we tour in a week or two
What’s gunna happen to us?
I have no clue…

Then a thought came across my mind
And the more I thought, I started to find
The answer stood there all along
I just was blind…

End Chorus:
Now Brooks is the drummer
This summer
Not the strummer
Because we couldn’t find anyone younger
So Brooks is the Drummer

Dunn and the Drummer…
Fade out…