For whatever reason,
I feel like I've been wanting you all my life.
You don't understand,
I'm so glad thats its christmas and in july
It's colder now

I was just romancin, you combed all the girls hair
Those lips and your brown eyes and ol' chris' hair
I said, shake your thing and make the world want you
Tell george bush you'll be back, I wanna see what you can do
What would it take for you to just fart with me?
Not tryin' to sound so smelly but me and you were meant to pee
im a sexy guy, you make me hurl
Let's turn this dance floor into our own little waynes world

CHORUS

TOYS , sometimes a KID just needs one
ROYS, THEY SMELL LIKE ROTTEN MOLD
JOYS, and when I HURL im with one
MOYS, i dont know what the word means

Pulled your toy off the dance floor
fartin in his rear
Must of smelled something like me, 'cause she looking over here
shes looking at me with that smelly attitude
But the way my buts smellin' it, it puts her in the mood
What would it take for you to just fart with me?
Not tryin' to sound so smelly but me and you were meant to pee
im a sexy guy, you make me hurl
Let's turn this dance floor into our own little waynes world

CHORUS - repeat

Tonight let's fry , farts in my rear
There's no time to chewz
And next week, you may not smell my rear
So boy just make your move "check mate"


CHORUS - repeat

mayfia, my flys down 2 night
Boy, tonight is sour
i keep zippin , make sure its up not down
Let's head for ol' mars

CHORUS - repeat

Can't live in ghetto
Can't live without ghetto