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Song Parodies -> "Me Against The Media"
Original Song Title:
"Me Against The Music"
Original Performer:
Britney Spears and Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Me Against The Media"
Parody Written by:
Blethar
The Lyrics
First off, if you like Madonna don't read this. The maze and bamboo bits concern the video of the original. Erotica was a song she once did and the Sex book was a book she wrote. B: Britney lines; M: Madonna lines, and lines without anything before them are both
B: All my paedo's in the crowd
B: Let's run from Madonna now
B: It's me against the media
M: Really?
B: Just me
M: And me!
B: No!
M: You said I could!
M: Hey Britney
B: Wha-what?
M: Are you ready?
B: AAAAAAHHHH!
And no-one cares
B: Stop wiggling your bum in his face
Gives major scares
B: When you start dancing around this place
Think no-one's there
B: We can all see you're tryin' to touch my lace
You in your flares
B: Try and hide the noise turn up the bass
B: You're a paedo, you're a pervert
B: And you're really terrifying
B: Fourty-four years old and you're going after me
B: After me
B: It's scary that you want me
B: Cause you're maried to Guy Ritchie
B: So I'll move [Chickada!]
B: Move straight into the maze
B: Let's go to the maze
All the paedo's in the crowd
B: Let Madge see your bum
All the stalkers shout out loud
B: She could be your mum
All the rapists on the floor
B: Look at what you've done
Little children by the door
B: Don't think that it's fun
M: Just because I like people younger than me what is so wrong?
B: [What do you think's wring?]
M: So strip your panties and then you can put on this miniscule thong
B: [Not the thong!]
She's almost here
B: I'm getting lost in the bamboo
Oh my god she's there
B: Oh no what am I gonna do?
She'll stroke my hair
B: And say I'm so incredibly cool
Then she'll get bare
B: And say "I'm gonna jump on you!"
B: You're a paedo, you're a pervert
B: And you're really terrifying
B: Fourty-four years old and you're going after me
B: After me
B: It's scary that you want me
B: Cause you're maried to Guy Ritchie
B: So I'll move [Chickada!]
B: Move straight into the maze
B: Let's go to the maze
All the paedo's in the crowd
B: Let Madge see your bum
All the stalkers shout out loud
B: She could be your mum
All the rapists on the floor
B: Look at what you've done
Little children by the door
B: Don't think that it's fun
B: You'd better go
B: Don't wanna know
B: Her yoga passion
B: Is so retro
B: Think of "Erotica"
B: And the sex book yeah
B: All getting money for some quick porn
M: Hey Britney
M: How can you say that I'm too old?
M: Twenty-two years isn't much of a difference
M: Sexy lady
M: Come see what I can do, with a pole
M: I'm just as hot don't you tell me I'm not
M: All my paedo's in the crowd
M: Let me see your bum
M: Don't listen to Britney, cow
M: I'm only fourty-one
B: You'd better go
B: Don't wanna know
B: Her yoga passion
B: Is so retro
B: Think of "Erotica"
B: And the sex book yeah
B: All getting money for some quick porn
All the paedo's in the crowd
B: Let Madge see your bum
All the stalkers shout out loud
B: She could be your mum
All the rapists on the floor
B: Look at what you've done
Little children by the door
B: Don't think that it's fun
M: All my paedo's in the crowd
M: Let me see your bum
M: Don't listen to Britney, cow
M: I'm only fourty-one
M: We can start an orgy now
M: Make it last till dawn
M: Wait a minute what is this?
M: Everybodies gone!
(Madonna cries.)
B: Let's run from Madonna now
B: It's me against the media
M: Really?
B: Just me
M: And me!
B: No!
M: You said I could!
M: Hey Britney
B: Wha-what?
M: Are you ready?
B: AAAAAAHHHH!
And no-one cares
B: Stop wiggling your bum in his face
Gives major scares
B: When you start dancing around this place
Think no-one's there
B: We can all see you're tryin' to touch my lace
You in your flares
B: Try and hide the noise turn up the bass
B: You're a paedo, you're a pervert
B: And you're really terrifying
B: Fourty-four years old and you're going after me
B: After me
B: It's scary that you want me
B: Cause you're maried to Guy Ritchie
B: So I'll move [Chickada!]
B: Move straight into the maze
B: Let's go to the maze
All the paedo's in the crowd
B: Let Madge see your bum
All the stalkers shout out loud
B: She could be your mum
All the rapists on the floor
B: Look at what you've done
Little children by the door
B: Don't think that it's fun
M: Just because I like people younger than me what is so wrong?
B: [What do you think's wring?]
M: So strip your panties and then you can put on this miniscule thong
B: [Not the thong!]
She's almost here
B: I'm getting lost in the bamboo
Oh my god she's there
B: Oh no what am I gonna do?
She'll stroke my hair
B: And say I'm so incredibly cool
Then she'll get bare
B: And say "I'm gonna jump on you!"
B: You're a paedo, you're a pervert
B: And you're really terrifying
B: Fourty-four years old and you're going after me
B: After me
B: It's scary that you want me
B: Cause you're maried to Guy Ritchie
B: So I'll move [Chickada!]
B: Move straight into the maze
B: Let's go to the maze
All the paedo's in the crowd
B: Let Madge see your bum
All the stalkers shout out loud
B: She could be your mum
All the rapists on the floor
B: Look at what you've done
Little children by the door
B: Don't think that it's fun
B: You'd better go
B: Don't wanna know
B: Her yoga passion
B: Is so retro
B: Think of "Erotica"
B: And the sex book yeah
B: All getting money for some quick porn
M: Hey Britney
M: How can you say that I'm too old?
M: Twenty-two years isn't much of a difference
M: Sexy lady
M: Come see what I can do, with a pole
M: I'm just as hot don't you tell me I'm not
M: All my paedo's in the crowd
M: Let me see your bum
M: Don't listen to Britney, cow
M: I'm only fourty-one
B: You'd better go
B: Don't wanna know
B: Her yoga passion
B: Is so retro
B: Think of "Erotica"
B: And the sex book yeah
B: All getting money for some quick porn
All the paedo's in the crowd
B: Let Madge see your bum
All the stalkers shout out loud
B: She could be your mum
All the rapists on the floor
B: Look at what you've done
Little children by the door
B: Don't think that it's fun
M: All my paedo's in the crowd
M: Let me see your bum
M: Don't listen to Britney, cow
M: I'm only fourty-one
M: We can start an orgy now
M: Make it last till dawn
M: Wait a minute what is this?
M: Everybodies gone!
(Madonna cries.)
This song is MINE!
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I recently saw a MadTV parody of this song that was called "Me Against Madonna" and it's really hilarious. Much shorter and their lyrics aren't as good as these, and that's where this parody gets a plus from me for using the whole song and being more lyrically creative. But I like the idea of how the two parodies are about the same thing, Britney trying to get rid of Madonna lol.
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