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Song Parodies -> "The Bible Is Mine (Give it back you heathen)"
Original Song Title:
"The Boy is mine"
Original Performer:
Brandy and Monica
Parody Song Title:
"The Bible Is Mine (Give it back you heathen)"
Parody Written by:
DB
The Lyrics
Sister Mary's husband Preacher Billy Bob died having a heart attack whilst at the Church's annual visit to the local strip club to give the strippers some sanctification. A new preacher has been appointed and he and his wife have joined the church. the song describes what happens when Sister Mary and Sister Prudence, the wife on the new preacher meet on one glorious Sunday Morning beside the Bible shelf
Hook:
You need to give it up
God I was here first
It’s not hard to see
The bible Is mine
Sister Mary:
I think it’s time to get things straight
I do not appreciate
Heathens like you up in my scene
The bible that you hold belongs to me
Sister Prudence:
There are plenty bibles on the shelf
Why don’t you get one for your self
Check out Exodus chapter 3
Envy is a sin sister Mary.
Hook:
You need to give it up
God I was here first
It’s not hard to see
The bible Is mine
Sister Mary:
Why you acting like a fool
Heard about your type in bible school
Looking like a zulu hooked on crack
Girl you better give the bible back
Sister Prudence:
When will you get the picture
My husband is the new preacher
Get away it’s my time to shine
If you didn’t know the bibles m-iinne.
Hookx2.
Sister Prudence:
Not yours
Sister Mary:
But mine
Sister Prudence:
Not yours
Sister Mary:
Not yours, but mi-ii-i-ine.
Hook.
You need to give it up
God I was here first
It’s not hard to see
The bible Is mine
Sister Mary:
I think it’s time to get things straight
I do not appreciate
Heathens like you up in my scene
The bible that you hold belongs to me
Sister Prudence:
There are plenty bibles on the shelf
Why don’t you get one for your self
Check out Exodus chapter 3
Envy is a sin sister Mary.
Hook:
You need to give it up
God I was here first
It’s not hard to see
The bible Is mine
Sister Mary:
Why you acting like a fool
Heard about your type in bible school
Looking like a zulu hooked on crack
Girl you better give the bible back
Sister Prudence:
When will you get the picture
My husband is the new preacher
Get away it’s my time to shine
If you didn’t know the bibles m-iinne.
Hookx2.
Sister Prudence:
Not yours
Sister Mary:
But mine
Sister Prudence:
Not yours
Sister Mary:
Not yours, but mi-ii-i-ine.
Hook.
Sister Mary was so distraught by this hurtful experience she started her own church to rival this one, the church is called THE SWEET CHURCH OF HALLELUJAHS. All donations welcome Lyrics to this song are copyrighted and should not be in anyway paraphrased or imitated, imitators will be prosecuted.
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