Dan Aykroyd is mine.
Dan Aykroyd is mine.

Excuse me can you speak with me for a minute?
Uh huh sure, you know you and I need to talk.
Yeah you do to, but I just wanted to know do you know somebody named Dan Aykroyd?
You know his name


Oh yeah definitely I know who he is.

Well I just want to let you that he's mine, alright?
Huh no, no he's not yours, he's mine.


I don't think Dan loves you
Dan would be afraid, it's true.
That Dan isn't yours at all.
Dan Aykroyd is mine.


I'm sorry that you
Are delusional and confused.
Dan belongs to me.
Dan Aykroyd is mine.

Think you need to hear this now.
You think I need professional help.
Well in my opinion, you being born was a mistake.


You being born was a mistake.

You should know that by know.
You wish that you were me.
You're a moron if you can't see.
That the one who loves Dan is me.


I won't try to deliberate.
Dan said that he would like my work.
He told me that in person.
Now you should feel bad, you lost the game.

But don't worry you've got your gross Childcatcher crush.


But oops...the Childcatcher isn't supposed to be sexy.

If something messed up your brain as a kid to make you crush on him.

Well i'm afraid you need to watch again.

He is not your husbando, he's a scary man.


Maybe you should leave, because you have lost to me.
Cause Dan Aykroyd loves me and he hates you.
And if I was Martin Short, i'd isolate myself.
You crush on a rollercoaster and the childcatcher (you can keep those but Dan Aykroyd is mine)


You need to admit it.
That you are an idiot.
It's obvious that you lost.
And Dan Aykroyd is mine.


I'm sorry that you (sorry that you)
Are delusional it's true (Are delusional, ohh)
Can't you see Dan loves me.
Dan Aykroyd is mine.


Must you act like a total fool?
You keep on acting like a tool.
You need to know Dan doesn't love you.
And if you didn't know it, girl it's true

I think that you should realize
And try to understand why
Dan is totally special to me.


I know it's making you mad right now.

You can act like i'm harrassing you.
But i'm telling you the truth.
And the truth is that I think.
Your love for Dan isn't real, it's fake.


If you threaten to take action.
I won't take you seriously.
Get away, because you can't have Dan.
If you didn't know, Dan Aykroyd is mine.


I don't think Dan loves you
Dan would be afraid, it's true.
That Dan isn't yours at all.
Dan Aykroyd is mine.

It's cute you think you can control him.

And that you know what he'd think.

But your own opinions stink.

You can't even see that Aykroyd hates you.
Dan Aykroyd is mine.


You can't take Dan Aykroyd from me.
Your petty threats don't intimidate me.
Dan Aykroyd is mine without a doubt.
You might as well give up now, throw in the towel.

Or i'll pwn you like you're a bad idol contest and i'm Simon Cowell.


Dan Aykroyd loves me, he belongs to me.
The special place that's in my heart?

Dan was mine right from the start.


You need to give it up (give it on up)
I am just going to say this now.
It's me he loves not you.
Dan Aykroyd is mine.
I'm sorry that you (I'm so sorry that you)
Are delusional it's true (Are delusional, it's true)
Dan belongs to me.
Dan Aykroyd is mine.


I don't think Dan loves you
Dan would be afraid, it's true.
That Dan isn't yours at all.
Dan Aykroyd is mine.


I'm sorry that you
Are delusional and confused.
Dan belongs to me.
Dan Aykroyd is mine.
Dan Aykroyd is mine.