When Google has to close its doors ‘cause no one wants to search
When they perform gay weddings in Westboro Baptist Church
When the old Star Spangled Banner, it gets replaced,
And we’re all singing ‘Lump’ (He’s lump! He’s lump! He’s lump!)
Right then, that's when
I'll vote for Trump.

Let's say I win the lottery and hit the Powerball
And then I go to Vegas and in one night, lose it all
I lose my wife and family, end up at the city dump
Right then, that's when
I'll vote for Trump.

[Chorus]
He’s burning bridges
He’s grabbing crotches
But says his record
Is clean and spotless
He must be thinking
That we’re all thoughtless
Duh, duh, duh, duh, duuuuh

No, I ain’t saying ‘go ahead, give Hillary her turn’
And no one voted Sanders, so I didn’t feel the Bern
When Donald’s ditches Michael, and his new running mate is
Forrest Gump
Right then, that's when
I'll vote for Trump.

There’s so much anger
There’s so much drama
He brought us health care
He caught Osama
But they’re still angry
About Obama
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa…

The day they give a Nobel prize to Kim and Kanye West
When Hannity and Fetty Wap release a rap duet
When cars can run on veggies, and we’re buying broccoli at the pump
Right then, that's when
I'll vote for Trump.

He’s burning bridges
He’s grabbing crotches
But says his record
Is clean and spotless
He must be thinking
That we’re all thoughtless
Duh, duh, duh, duh, duuuuh

Oh yeah, he’s thinking
That we’re all thoughtless
duh, duh, duh, duh, duuuuh