I'm made as a really good candy.
I can make you ruin your teeth.
I can make your dentist say these simple words "Good Grief!"
I've been known to fix a few break-ups.
I've been known to give you some perk.
I can get you a girlfriend or get you hired for work.

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And since the day I left Hershey
Belgium,Germany,France
Been Making DQ's lots of big money
And helpin' white people dance
I got you passed tests in high school
An' College made your good grades stick
Some of the best times will be had with me.
Chocolate,Chocolate

I was given at your wedding reception
For you and your bride's big feast
And your wife shared me with you down at the beach
I've made peace with kings and world leaders
I help Forrest Gump talk just like he did
I bet you a Klondike or two that I can make you act like A Meathead

And since the day I left Hershey
Belgium, Geramy, France
I've been giving fuel to folks just like you
an' helping white people dance
I'm medicine in some other countries
I'm really good with peppermint
And some of the best will be spent with me ,Chocolate.

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