Cartoons that bit the dust
Sure caused a lot of fuzz
The life of Rocko
Changed into camp Lazlo
The Rugrats left the scene
And they all turned thirteen
Why did Ren and Stimpy
Leave Nick for Spike TV?

Johnny Bravo's still a single
Kenny's not killed anymore
The Simpsons still seem to last
Unlike the Powerpuff girls
Cartoons on MTV
Were cool yet had to leave
Suck like Beavis and Butthead
And Brother's Grunt are not dead, and yet

Ranma, Pokemon, way before Digimon
There was Ed Edd and Eddy
And Spongebob are old but still seen
The old batman I knew, was unlike the new one cool
It's this fact that I despise, the good cartoons all died

The Fairly Oddparents
Were Oh Yeah cartoons
Courage The Cowardly Dog
And Cow and Chicken too
I watch Dexter's Lab
Cause Jimmy Neutron was crap
I'm still a big fan
Of the shows now watched on Boomerang

Where's Kablam! or the old Justice League
And Why'd they have to give Mario his own series
Why did they have to bond toons with sitcoms
Whatever happened to Time Squad, and Sheep in the big city

With Scooby and Flintstones
Way before Foster's home
There's Detention, Real Nation
People did not pay attention
Teacher's Pet, Lloyd in space
From Disney were like Recess
It's this fact that made me cry, the good cartoons all died

I miss Invader Zim
When did Robin start this team called Teen Titans
And Why'd they stop making I am weasel
This really shocked! Shocked! SHOCKED!
Their own fans

Billy and Mandy
Way before KND
There was cat dog and chalkzone
Which can now be seen on nicktoons
As for Doug, don't get it, was he on Disney or nick

It's this fact I'm asking why the good cartoons all died, but

Pippie Longstalkings
Way before Gym monkey
And Thunder cats, and Arnold
Garfield and I'm guessing Peanuts
Transformers was really ripped off by that Gundam Seed
Like Abe I cant tell a lie, the good cartoons all died!