Paige just hit the wall
and had a nasty fall
one bruise on her eye
and she begins to cry
Piper saves the day
blasts the demons away
while Phoebes fashion tips
keep the girls looking hip

Pheobe was gonna be a designer
better than louis Vuoiton
now she's got powers
and cleans out pipers club
Paige looks like a ho
in every show
they look at their magical life
and nothing
has been
alright

Chorus
since
the passing of Prue
Piper's now a mother of two
their house gets smashed
by demons like shax
Wyatt's nearly in primary school
Leo thinks wyatts really cool
but the sisters are preoccupied
from svaing their behind

Pheobe knows all the classics
every fashion line
Piper's pretty blunt
but still looks pretty fine
Paige looks like a skank
where's her style at?
Paige's been with so many men
probably more than ten times ten

Where's her sence of diganty
probably out the door
and why doesn't she ever help
her sisters when they're wailin'
wahtever happened to sister care
where yu love and share

Chorus

the girls hardly have time
so Piper makes it stop
Piper has a bar
where there is rock
Why did shax
kill Prue
Oh please make the demons stop
and help