8 o'clock sunday night
And Im waiting
Gotta talk to a dorkwad
Thats been bothering me
His name is Nathan
He's a loser with a g-string
He flirts with guys
But I dont wanna know what means

And when he walks
All the girls laugh
And the angels scream
But some how he got to me
Cuz hes watching Tim
Creaming over him
Wishing hes a tough guy
Coldness showing in his eyes
Its like a bad movies
He's looking through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screaming "someone shoot me"
As he's turned down constantly
Cuz I like
The boy all the gay guys want
Ya he's
The boy all the gay guys want

I like Usher
And he drools over Backstreet Boys
His CD player's blastin
Singers all in love with their dad
He says he'd like to score
A girl cuz hes so h*rny
He doesnt know that Im the
Best that he'll ever have

And when he walks
All the girls laugh
And the angels scream
But some how he got to me
Cuz hes watching Tim
Creaming over him
Wishing hes a tough guy
Coldness showing in his eyes
He likes em with a moustache
No class
Any a*s
Who wont call him dorkwad
Or make fun of his jiggly bod
Its like a bad movie
He's looking through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screaming "someone shoot me"
As he's turned down constantly
Cuz I like
The boy all the gay guys want
Cuz he's
The boy all the gay guys want
Cuz he's
The boy all the gay guys want

There he goes again
With make-up on
Highlights in his hair
He broke my heart
I wanna be sedated
All he wanted was to see me naked

Now Im watching him
As he watches Tim
Wishin he's a tough guy
Kindness put back in his eyes
But he aint got a hot bod
When things go right he thinks he's God
All he is is
Dorkwad
Dorkwad
Dorkwad

Its like a bad movies
He's looking through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screaming "someone shoot me"
As he's turned down constantly
Cuz I like
The boy all the gay guys want
Ya he's
The boy all the gay guys want
Cuz he's
The boy all the gay guys want
Cuz he's
The boy all the gay guys want (till end)
Cuz he's
The boy all the gay guys.