8 O'Clock, Monday night and I'm trying
To stay away from a girl a little stronger then me.
Her name is Buffy, she's a slayer with a crossbow.
She caries two stakes and I'm sure one's headed for me

And when she slays, all the demons and the vampires scream
But she doesn't notice me

'Cause she's slaying demons
Creaming all the tough vamps
Foiling their evil plots
And poking out their eyes

It's like a bad movie, she's looking through me
If you were me then you'd be
screaming "Buffy steak me"
as I fail miserably, trying to kill the slayer all the master vamps hate
She's the slayer all the master vamps hate

She likes the daylight
And I only come out at night
Her weapons chest is full of steaks that could turn me to dust
She said she'd never kill me, I'm far to pitiful
She doesn't know that I'm the evilest in sunnydale

And when she slays, all the demons and the vampires scream
But she doesn't notice me

'Cause she's slaying demons
Creaming all the tough vamps
Foiling their evil plots
And poking out their eyes

She likes them when they're soul less
Big and dangerous
Killing all the humans
Does magic make a demon?

It's like a bad movie, she's looking through me
If you were me then you'd be
screaming "Buffy steak me"
as I fail miserably, trying to kill the slayer all the master vamps hate
She's the slayer all the master vamps hate
She's the slayer all the master vamps hate
She's the slayer all the master vamps hate

There she goes again with crossbow armed
and stakes tucked in her coat
She killed me sire, I wanner be sedated
All I wanted was to see her dead

Now I'm plotting with demon
Allying with tough vamps
Making evil plans
Gathering minions

But I can't grow poison spikes
And I aint good at oozing slime
All I've got are fangs...

It's like a bad movie, she's looking through me
If you were me then you'd be
screaming "Buffy steak me"
as I fail miserably, trying to kill the slayer all the master vamps hate
She's the slayer all the master vamps hate
She's the slayer all the master vamps hate
She's the slayer all the master vamps hate
She's the slayer all the master vamps hate
She's the slayer all the master vamps hate
She's the slayer all the master vamps hate