Debbie just hit the wall
The dent was really small
One small crash a day
Worst driver in the U.S.A.
She drives really hardcore
With her foot on the floor
Driving lost her only man
He jumped out and he ran

She was gonna be an actress
Until she got her car
Then she kinda passed
Shes got white snake on hood of her car
When he tried to flee
She said no and hit a tree
She's got no average life
She crashes day and night

Shes a teen, And gonna
Listen to Nirvana
She crashes cars, hates blondie
Always watches MTV
She's in high school
and People tell her that shes uncool
I don't wanna ride
When your learning, learning, learning how to drive

Ahh Ahh Ahh
(Learning how to drive)
Ahh Ahh Ahh

She's seen all the classics
She loves the shine
Car club, kicked her out
Cause she crashed 1 hundred and 5
She started to ram
In a big traffic jam
Shes hitting on demand
She hit the limo of Duran Duran

I think she got hurt
Car crash again
who's the other guy singing in Van Halen
O CRAP car in front of me
Quit watching all those sitcoms, in your car
( Don't crash your car )


Shes a teen, And gonna
Listen to Nirvana
She crashes cars, hates blondie
Always watches MTV
She's in high school
and People tell her that shes uncool
I don't wanna ride
When your learning, learning, learning how to drive

Ah ah ah

But this time, she stopped
I thought we were gonna fly like a clock
I want an audi , (phh) "get a tractor"
Oh no stop, stop, stop
Now were flying

Shes a teen, And gonna
Listen to Nirvana
She crashes cars, hates blondie
Always watches MTV
She's in high school
and People tell her that shes uncool
I don't wanna ride
When your learning how to drive

Shes a teen, And gonna
Listen to Nirvana
She crashes cars, hates blondie
Always watches MTV
She's in high school
and People tell her that shes uncool
I don't wanna ride
When your learning, learning, learning how to drive