David just make the grace, she never had it all
One big fan a day, playing a PS1
His ambitions are playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
Only been with one man, what happened to they plan?
They were watching the ball drop, they were looking at Time Square
They just got hit the millennium bug on New Year and to the future
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life, and nothing has been alright

Since Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, way before Taylor Swift
There was S Club and Mandy, and music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied with year 2, year 2, year 2000, year 2000

She's seen all the shows, she knows every line
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Popular, even Roswell and Get Real
She rocked out to Oasis, not a big NSYNC fan
Thought she'd get a hand on a member of S Club 7
Where's the time they were the Internet?
And who's the time they're watching Friends and Frasier?
When did digital become streaming?
Whatever happened to Dreamcast, Game Boy on the big household?

On the radio was Britney, Backstreet Boys, way before Taylor Swift
There was S Club and Mandy, and music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied with year 2, year 2, year 2000, year 2000

She hates time, make it stop
When did Internet became legal? (Internet)
And when did DVDs become a mainstream?
Please make this stop, stop, STOP!

And bring back Britney, Backstreet Boys, way before Taylor Swift
There was S Club and Mandy, and music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied with year 2000
Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, way before Taylor Swift
There was S Club and Mandy, and music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied with year 2, year 2, year 2000