Jenny just hit the wall
She once had it all
A sleeping pill a day
A sugar dad for pay
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned 34
Always stuck on some man
What happened to her plan?

She was gonna be a Boss Bitch
She was gonna be a star
Just go ahead and ask
She didn't get very far
Her pricey degree
Is now the enemy
Looks at her loser life
And nothin' has been alright

Since Beyonce, Shakira
Way before Gaga
There was Taylor and Katy
And every kid still on Glee
Gen Z in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
2000, 2000
2009

She watches TV
She knows every show
Breaking Bad, Criminal Minds, Grey's Anatomy
She rocked out to Brit on a Circus spree
Thought she'd break free, singing Black Eyed Peas

Who's the meat dress with the mask face?
And what's the social site rivaling MySpace
Why did the Internet get on cellphones?
Whatever happened to MJ, Pop King?
(On the radio was)

Beyonce, Shakira
Way before Gaga
There was Taylor and Katy
And every kid still on Glee
Gen Z in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
2000, 2000
2009

She hates time, make it end
When did Kim K become sickly thin?
(Sickly thin)
And why did Bieber leave Selena?
Please make this end, end, end

And bring back Beyonce, Shakira
Way before Gaga
There was Taylor and Katy
And every kid still on Glee
Gen Z in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
2000, 2000
2009

Since Beyonce, Shakira
Way before Gaga
There was Taylor and Katy
And every kid still on Glee
Gen Z in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
2000, 2000
2009