Woohoo
Woohoo
Donna just hit a wall
She thought she’d heard it all
How has it been a year
Since she’s met friends for beer
Her dreams went away
Around Saint Patrick’s Day
All because of Wuhan
What happened to her plan?
She was gonna take vacations
She was gonna travel far
She was gonna shake her ass
On the top of foreign bars
Her roomy two bed place, is now her office space
Looks at her lockdown life
And nothing has been alright

Since Impeachment, new Cyrus
Way before The Virus
There was Lizzo, and Forky
And Rey just saved the galaxy
Her best friends, from high school
They tell her that she’s a fool
‘Cause still feels pretty keen
With Two Thous, Two Thous, Two Thousand Nineteen

Woohoo
Two Thousand Nineteen
Woohoo

She's seen all the basics
She’s watched all she can
Tiger King, WandaVision
Even Mandalorian
She streamed Hamilton
Not a Billie Eillish fan
Thought she’d stay in bed
While she watched the new Bill and Ted
Don’t need fancy skirts just to call in
And who’s the quiet guy always in her meetings
When did medical masks become fashion
What ever happened to scrunchies, gingham,
(Or the bucket hats ‘cause)

Since Impeachment, Old Town Road
Way before The Covid
There was Lizzo, and Forky
And bribing done by Aunt Becky
Her best friends, from high school
They tell her that she’s a fool
‘Cause still feels pretty keen
With Two Thous, Two Thous, Two Thousand Nineteen

Woohoo
She bakes bread ‘round the clock
When did all she do become watch tik tok?
And why is Fauci, her favorite Doctor?
Please make this
Stop! Stop! Stop!

And bring back
Impeachment, Don’t Start Now
Way before The lockdown
There was Lizzo, and Forky
And Taylor’s peace with K Perry
Her best friends, from high school
They tell her that she’s a fool
‘Cause still feels pretty keen
Two Thousand Nineteen

Since Impeachment, Women's Team
Way before Quarantine
There was Lizzo, and Forky
The first time a black hole was seen
Her best friends, from high school
They tell her that she’s a fool
‘Cause still feels pretty keen
With Two Thous, Two Thous, Two Thousand Nineteen