Woohoo
Woohoo

Betty would play stickball
Liked to collect Troll dolls
Was the school president
Now struggles to pay the rent
Thought she was the queen
Until she turned nineteen
Got knocked up by a man
There goes her future plans

She was gonna go to college
She was gonna go so far
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of Coolio's car
Her Roku smart TV, is now the enemy
Feel like she'll go insane
Cause nothing's been the same since

Blackstreet, Goo Goo Dolls
Tupac and Biggie Smalls
All-4-One, TLC
And decent shows on MTV
Her two kids in foster
They tell her she's a monster
And she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995

Woohoo
(1995)
Woohoo

She's seen all the classics
Each one there is to see
Heat, Mallrats, Clueless, Seven
The Big Green & Jumanji
She rocked out to Seal
Didn't have much sex appeal
Thought she could get a hand
On a member of Boyz 2 Men

Where's the baggy jeans and her cute blazer
And who's those other kids playing Power Rangers
How did tablets replace the TV
Whatever happened to Nicktoons, Seinfield
(even magazines)

Blackstreet, Goo Goo Dolls
Tupac and Biggie Smalls
All-4-One, TLC
And decent shows on MTV
Her two kids in foster
They tell her she's a monster
And she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995

Woohoo

She hates life make it stop
When did Pearl Jam become classic rock
And when did Marky Mark become an actor
Please make this
Stop! Stop! Stop!
And bring back

Blackstreet, Goo Goo Dolls
Tupac and Biggie Smalls
All-4-One, TLC
And decent shows on MTV
Her two kids in foster
They tell her she's a monster
And she's still preoccupied
In 1995

AOL and dot coms
way before Pokemon
There was Sinbad and Jon B
And decent shows on MTV
Her two kids in foster
They tell her she's a monster
And she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995