Stacy just hit the wall she's always had it all,
2 Zolofts a day, her dad's a CPA
Her dreams went out the door, when she turned 24.
She's slept with 30 men, but 3 were only friends

She was gonna be an actress, have her own Disney show.
She was gonna shake her ass, in a hip-hop video.
Now her STD has become the enemy
Looks at her average life, nothing, has-been alright

Since mall goths, and pop punk, way before Tiktok
there was Myspace, and Flickr, and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
Now zoomers in high school, they tell her that she's uncool,
'cause she's still preoccupied with two-, with two-, with 2005

I know all the classics, I know every line
Sex Drive and She's the Man, Mean Girls and American Pie
rocked out to FOB, not a fan of Lil Peep
thought I'd be the guy, to get with Amanda Bynes
When did Google buy up YouTube?
And who's this other guy fronting Blink-182?
Why are shooting games the only ones played?
whatever happened to Runescape? Smash Bros? On the radio was...

Mall goths, and pop punk, way before Tiktok
there was Myspace, and Flickr, and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
The zoomers at my school, they tell me that I'm uncool,
'cause I'm still preoccupied with two-, with two-, with 2005

We hate time, make it stop
When did the White Stripes become classic rock?
And when did Britney become a mother?
Please make this stop. Stop. STOP!

And bring back mall goths, and pop punk, way before Tiktok
there was Myspace, and Flickr, and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
The zoomers at our school, they tell us that were uncool,
'cause we're still preoccupied with two-, with two-, with 2005

Mall goths, and pop punk, way before Tiktok
there was Myspace, and Flickr, and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
The zoomers at our school, they tell us that were uncool,
'cause we're still preoccupied with two-, with two-, with 2005