Stacy just hit the wall, she's always had it all
Two Prozacs a day, her dad's a CPA
Her dreams went out the door, when she turned 24
She's slept with 30 men, but 3 were only friends
She was gonna be an actress, have her own TV show
She was gonna shake her ass in a hip-hop video
Now her STD has become the enemy, looks at her average life
Nothing, has-been, alright

Since mall goths, and pop punk, way before Tik Tok
There was MySpace, and Flickr, and skating vids on Friendster
The zoomers in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied, with two-thou, two-thou, 2005

I've seen all the classics, I know every line
Mean Girls and She's the Man, Juno and American Pie
Rocked out to FOB, not a fan of Lil Peep
I thought I'd be the guy, to get with Amanda Bynes

Whenever did Google buy up YouTube?
And who's this other guy fronting Blink-182?
And why did Donald Trump run for president? What ever happened to...Kerry...Al Gore...I miss the time before...

Mall goths, and pop punk, way before Tik Tok
There was MySpace, and Flickr, and skating vids on Friendster
The zoomers at my school, they tell me that I'm uncool
'Cause I'm still preoccupied, with two-thou, two-thou, 2005

I hate time, make it stop, when did the White Stripes become classic rock?
And when did Britney become a mother?
Please make this, stop, stop, STOP!

And bring back mall goths, and pop punk, way before Tik Tok
There was MySpace, and Flickr, and skating vids on Friendster
The zoomers at my school, they tell me that I'm uncool
'Cause I'm still preoccupied, with two-thou, two-thou, 2005